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ricardo retardo 

When you get very intense war flashbacks from something. Some flashbacks may be of thumb man, or Noah. The scariest of all flashbacks is Ricardo. The reason for this is because only retards see him, hence the name retardo ricardo. Another scary part is that he makes anyone gay with his sexy pecs and biceps. And lets not forget his charm.
You know noah?
Ya, thumb man?
Bro, you just gave me ricardo retardo flashbacks

Rickardo Retardo

The tightest group of friends ever. Friend trio is ideal.
Abbey, Mikayla, and Ana are the Rickardo Retardos of the town!
Rickardo Retardo by youngbandanna December 24, 2020

recardo reid 

Smooth with the women has a very big dick and can fuck u very good, also eats the pussy like strawberry ice cream
1. a stupid white boy with a girl fro and a gay green honda who thinks he is a mexican badass. a guy who thinks he can fight, but is really a pussy and has his "boyz" fight his battles for him. a guy who can't speak proper English and sometimes not even completing sentences that even make sense. someone who feels up his girlfriend, and starts huge fights online with people who refuse to be his friend, and to prove his nonexistant masculinity. someone who needs approval from everyone around him. all talk and no action. you could call him a dick, if he even had one.

2. a very catchy dance used by these guys' ex girlfriends to make fun of them

3. another variation of Ricardo, the mexican name for Richard, combined with their character analysis: retard
Ricardo: "tellin uz 2 gO learn hOw 2 speak englishh nigga... Haha mayne yu white nd yu cnt speak ur Own language. U stupid. While u go to the parkn lot and I drive to tere."

Normal Person: "...are you a ritardo?"
ritardo by apitcher13 August 15, 2010
Big head skinny southern man who tends to be ignorant
Recardo never gets any play when he go out.
Recardo by yurworstenemy January 24, 2015
Recardo is the most amazing, caring, sweet loving type of person. He usually cares about everyone and could care less about himself. He has one of the biggest and purest hearts out there so if you ever end up with a Recardo, you are sure in a for a adventure and rollercoaster with him so never lose him. Recardo usually loves hard and been hurt too much in the past that he felt like love was just a fairytale but if he ever ends up with someone, the love he has for you is a real. Recardo has a bad temper but rarely shows it, he hates liars and people who backstabs him, he’s the type to usually have 3-4 close friends and is sad inside but never talks about his problems to anyone, he would eventually bottle up his feelings until it breaks him. Recardo is an outgoing, atheltic and gaming person, he mostly play games and overthinks a lot, if you ever talk to him, always reassure him so his mind can be at peace and make his night or day. Overall, Recardo is the realest mf that will treat you and everyone right with respect, never turn your back on him. He’s one of a kind.
hey is that Recardo? I heard he’s an amazing and quiet guy, i should talk to him and make him feel better.
Recardo by reecaardoo November 21, 2021