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Retarded Shoes 

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

Dentally Retarded 

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.
"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."
Dentally Retarded by plunger333 August 7, 2007

beyond retarded

beyond retarded is nearly reaching final level of retardness. When calling someone retarded isn't enough, beyond retarded will just cut the chase and do the trick. We have fail, and epic fail. And we have retarded and beyond retarded.
League of legends ongoing game:

TITOV: Hey guys, they are too strong, too fast, let's give up
I R Rumble: You are beyond retarded -.- being beaten up by bots?!
beyond retarded by uplink May 28, 2012

Second Hand Retardation 

When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".
"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"

"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"

"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"

Retarded Nut 

The Retarded Nut is when you get a nut off for the first time after a week or weeks of not getting a nut. The effects are it feeling so good that you become crippled with retardation afterwards.
Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut
Retarded Nut by Shaka G April 27, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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