Retardasted 

A combination of being retarded and wasted, retards really shouldn't get wasted, but dumb asses equivalent in both social awkwardness and lack of brain matter to retards do. Resulting in a retardasted kid.

Yo that sketchy kid in the union was retardasted, he should be detained.

Retardasted by ThaDuttchmaster759 September 8, 2010

Retardopted

Someone who is both retarded and adopted (and usually finds out about both at the same time).

"Yeah, we finally told Johnny he's retardopted. He's gonna be dealing with that for the rest of his life."

"Studies show that children who are retardopted are 95% more likely to develop early-onset ligma."

Retardopted by ghntb February 12, 2019

retardate

The noun form of "retard". People often call others "retards" but this is probably a technical misuse of the word, since "retard" is a verb. The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

retardate by Steve LaPierre May 7, 2003

Retarated 

A mental state in which one laughs uncontrollably like a retarded hyena.

She went retarated when a Bailey pulled on her arm and she farted in his face.

Retarated by ILookLikeAScott March 2, 2007

Retardated 

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.

the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements

Retardated by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022

Retarated 

The word retarated comes from the ancient Greek word fuckingstupidasallhell which the ancient Greeks used to describe the individuals in society that fucked up all the time and had about a .5% chance of doing something right. These individuals were dubbed "retarated" and were shunned from all aspects of civilized society. Oh, and Gators mom sucks donkey balls.

1.dude, look at the dumbshit in the wheelchair hitting himself in the face with a crow bar, that kid is retarated.
2.hey, look whos on counter and orders 90 goddamn cheese pizzas to be thrown in the lobby in empty, shes a goddamned retarad.
3.Gators mom blows

Retarated by Jeremy Fuckin Angel-Otte July 2, 2004

Retardast 

A Retardast is when your to stupid to be called a retard, whne your retardas or "retardastic" your the type of person who struggle to find out the diffrence between right and left or the type of guy who thinks Adolf Hitler was'nt not wrong.
When your retardast you struggle to find your phone when its right there in your fucking had god dammit!!

John:Hey Billy can you give me a hand?
Billy: Sorry John im running short, i only have two left, hahahahailushdflahsdfkuhalfhsuidfh (killyourself)
John: (Whispers ) you fucking retardast

Retardast by PoushyRecker96420BLaizeYT December 4, 2017