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retardle 

someone who reuses the same terrible comebacks constantly and is kind of gay anyway.
god, that kid just keeps calling me a douche. what a retardle.
retardle by KINGSANDKEYS July 22, 2010

retardled 

to be startled into a state of temporary retardation
Ben felt retardled after the prospect of a car nearly hitting him caused him to mutter something about a sandwich he would never get to eat again
retardled by batman88888888 December 21, 2010

retardless 

The word retardless means to not have a retard or retarded person in your family/group/club etc.
Person A: Since youre so retarded, is the rest of your famiy?
Person B: No, im retardless.
retardless by gtaye June 5, 2019

Retardler 

"I was in the park this morning and this weird looking kid crawled by me and bit my ankle... What a retardler!"
Retardler by Impayler. October 7, 2016

Retardle 

A retarded sniggle; conjures images of a mentally disabled squirtle
Person 1: "Look at that stupid squirtle, it keeps running into walls"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a retardle"

George: "What a dumbass"
Matt: "You mean, what a retardle?"
Retardle by Redgum_Nipple_Punch October 11, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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