Resisty 

A small resistance force made up of many aliens whose planets have been taken over by the Irken Empire. Their leader is a Vortian named Lard Nar, whose planet was once an allies of the Irkens and is now enslaved by them. The Resisty rocks, even though their name's a little...funny?

Lard Nar: "We are the Resisty! We have come to-"
Tallest Purple: "Whoowhoowhoowhoowhoo! Did you say 'The Resisty'?"
Lard Nar: "Yes, yes, the Resisty! Anyhow, we have come-"
Tallest Purple: "That's a stupid name."

Resisty by Keeper of Memory Pepperochu July 30, 2004

tech resistant 

Someone who does not embrace technology or has a hard time working with technological devices including computers, gaming consoles, email, cell phones, DVRs, remote controls, traffic lights...

John owns a Macbook but will only check his email with it. He's completely tech resistant.

tech resistant by realmccoy420 April 24, 2011

Famine Resistant 

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.

"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!

Famine Resistant by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008

resistonce 

The word "resistonce" is not meant to be confused with its counterpart "resistance", meaning "a group of persons who oppose a force". The word resistonce means "a group of no more than two persons who,although severly outnumbered, are extremely stubborn to give up their resisting, despite how stupid it may be". This word is pronounced normally with a faulty French accent, and has emphasis on the ending "once", such as the "resistooonnnnnnnnnccccceeeeee!!"
The part "once" is NEVER to be said like the word "once", such as "I once got my head stuck in the toilet." NEVER.

J: "Hey, why don't you help us build our fort?"

M & B *with faulty French accents*: "NEVER!! THE RESISTOOONNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEE!!"

other J *dead to the world*: "Aaaahgbheh...be quiet!! I'm trying to SLEEP!!"

B & M *more faulty French accents*:"ACK! NO! THE RESISTONCE!!"

*dives back into fort snickering*

J *weirded out*:"oookkkkkk..." *backs away*

resistonce by **spazzy** January 20, 2007

French Resistance 

The french fries remaining at the bottom of a fast food bag after the rest of the meal has been consumed.

Jack wasn't completely satisfied with his value meal until he realized that there were nine members of the french resistance at the bottom of his bag.

French Resistance by RichWI October 3, 2007

Inanimate Resistance 

Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.

"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."

Inanimate Resistance by Kurrupt1976 June 17, 2009

resist the urge 

Just say, NO!
Avoid the temptation
Relax, don't do it ...
Take a cold shower.
Mebbe later.

"John Mark Karl, the despicable human being that he is, was able to RESIST THE URGE ( if you believe even a shred of his horrible claim to have been 'present when JonBenet Ramsey died'."

"We must RESIST THE URGE to enact laws criminalizing fraudulent confession hoaxes or alleged "intentions of evil".

But killing civilians in 'holy war' and disturbing the peace of innocent minds by systematically causing injury of threat or terror, should be quashed by the fullest extent of all civilized law and power. ...

"We've RESISTED THE URGE for long enough. I say 'NUKEM'.",

resist the urge by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006