resistonce 

The word "resistonce" is not meant to be confused with its counterpart "resistance", meaning "a group of persons who oppose a force". The word resistonce means "a group of no more than two persons who,although severly outnumbered, are extremely stubborn to give up their resisting, despite how stupid it may be". This word is pronounced normally with a faulty French accent, and has emphasis on the ending "once", such as the "resistooonnnnnnnnnccccceeeeee!!"
The part "once" is NEVER to be said like the word "once", such as "I once got my head stuck in the toilet." NEVER.

J: "Hey, why don't you help us build our fort?"

M & B *with faulty French accents*: "NEVER!! THE RESISTOOONNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEE!!"

other J *dead to the world*: "Aaaahgbheh...be quiet!! I'm trying to SLEEP!!"

B & M *more faulty French accents*:"ACK! NO! THE RESISTONCE!!"

*dives back into fort snickering*

J *weirded out*:"oookkkkkk..." *backs away*

resistonce by **spazzy** January 20, 2007

French Resistance 

The french fries remaining at the bottom of a fast food bag after the rest of the meal has been consumed.

Jack wasn't completely satisfied with his value meal until he realized that there were nine members of the french resistance at the bottom of his bag.

French Resistance by RichWI October 3, 2007

Inanimate Resistance 

Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.

"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."

Inanimate Resistance by Kurrupt1976 June 17, 2009

Resistance is key!

Keep your resistance level at 100%. If at any time you sing or dance along with any movies, your level drops. DON'T LET IT GET TO 0%!

KNDG1: What are you watching?
Katrina: Disney "try not to sing" challenge. Why?
KNDG1: RESISTANCE IS KEY!!!

Resistance is key! by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! September 26, 2019

Resistance 2 

A sci-fi game created by Insomniac Games to capture the audience and promote the fact that games can be perfect- and they have done it.
Resistance 2 is the sequel to Resistance: Fall of Man. both are Sony Playstation 3 exclusives.
Since R:FOM was already perfect, and then Resistance 2 was better, the laws currently applied to the universe are being shattered.
you want your mind blown, play Resistance

Up to 60 players can play in one game, with crap connections, and experiance no lag at all.

This game has massive levels with gratuitous amounts of activity going on at once, with minimal loading times and no lag at all.

Hey Lets go play Resistance 2 !

Resistance 2 by Liefx (thats also my PSN name, January 29, 2009

la resistance 

The underground group formed by 3 of the 4 main characters (Kenny is already dead by this point) in the movie South Park, Bigger, Longer, and Un-cut to save Terrance and Phillip from their schedualed execution during the U.S.O. show.

"Though we may die, La Resistance lives on!"

la resistance by Dan84032 June 21, 2006

Eau de resistance 

Best line of the song " Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea" by the band Fall Out Boy

" EAU DE RESISTANCE" - CrankThatFrank , 2018

Eau de resistance by CrankyOri January 28, 2018