Retracto is the name of the correction alpaca. You can hear its theme song on many of Project Veritas youtube videos. It is used whenever an author does not tell the truth about a subject and is forced to "update" or correct the article.

If you don't write the truth, Retracto is comin' at ya.

Retracto by D. W. Michalak February 23, 2021

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Replacement hipster

n. An elderly person who, by simply continuing to dress as she or he has since before you were born, unintentionally ends up wearing outfits that would have taken you weeks to put together at your favorite thrift shop (the one that no-one else knows about... yet).

Hipster A: "Hey, did you check out that replacement hipster's pants?"
Hipster B: "Yeah man, I would have given my eyeteeth for those!"

Replacement hipster by B. H. Baker December 7, 2006

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replacementship

the relationship you quickly get into after your previous relationship as a replacement

Kid 1: Yo I heard Brittany is single now. True?

Kid 2: Nah. Her and John broke up but she got into a replacementship with Steve.

replacementship by guylafleur June 11, 2010

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replace the divots

Golfing idiom for fixing business processes, or repairing relationships--after you have totally destroyed them in the act of rush completing a task or project.

"We totally took a lot of shortcuts in getting this code to launch, but there are a ton of security flaws in it. Let's get a real developer to come in and replace the divots."

"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."

replace the divots by World Class Organization January 21, 2015

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