Retracto

Retracto is the name of the correction alpaca. You can hear its theme song on many of Project Veritas youtube videos. It is used whenever an author does not tell the truth about a subject and is forced to "update" or correct the article.

If you don't write the truth, Retracto is comin' at ya.

Retracto by D. W. Michalak February 23, 2021

ex-post retracto 

The term for when you leave a response to someone's post, then they take down the post.

My brilliant response to their Facebook status update was ex-post retractoed when they deleted their status.

ex-post retracto by Dr John April 1, 2010

cheek retractor 

trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.

modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy

"get the cheek retractors, sailor"

cheek retractor by Power Team November 5, 2009

sexual refractory period 

The ~15 minutes a male has following an orgasm where all his thoughts are clear.

He knew as soon as he entered the sexual refractory period that he had made a horrible, horrible mistake.

sexual refractory period by MFaussie January 16, 2018

retractable vagina 

A vagina that can go back to being tight after having an extremely large dick inside it.

DAMNN LEANN! YOU HAVE A RETRACTABLE VAGINA! HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH!

retractable vagina by meeeehellluhhh February 24, 2009

refractory period 

A period of great sadness. Specifically, the time after male ejaculation during which he is not able to maintain another erection.

Ellen is so hot, I don't even experience a refractory period after I bang her, I can go straight through all night.

refractory period by Kunta Kinte Mufase Mbwatu July 15, 2006

Textual Refractory Period 

The amount of time it takes someone to return a text message.

- I sent her a text message over three hours ago! I don’t know if she’s ignoring me or if she just has a long textual refractory period.
- During his textual refractory period, a male is temporarily uninterested in further texting.
- Unlike men, most women do not experience a textual refractory period immediately after texting.
- Ugh! My grandpa’s textual refractory period is like twenty hours!

Textual Refractory Period by Justice Bird March 1, 2012