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Repose

Sleep spell in Final Fantasy XI. The most awesomest spell ever.
Kyan casts Repose on Shikubokubo.
(Shikubokubo) Oh I see. You put me to sleep so you can have your way with me!
by TheBestestest January 5, 2008
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Repose Calligraphy

The state of your handwriting when extremely drowsy, tired, fatigued or sleepy.

Ie. the gibberish notes you take in class when your half asleep.
teacher: "...and so class, I hope your writing this down, x=pie $$%..."
student: *takes notes while dozing off*

Later at home...
student: wtf is this? *looks at notes and doesn't see, x=pie $$% but instead see's 匕z乂朩shxhdn.*Dang, I have repose calligraphy.
by TashL. July 10, 2012
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maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.
Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."
by Phineas T April 9, 2008
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social repose

often called a "goth moth" or "mother moth" because of his unique headdress and wings that he wears on many videos on his youtube channel
-Did you see that Social Repose video that was posted yesterday????
-Who?
-Mother moth!
-Yeah man!
by riceofnewfork February 14, 2017
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Social Repose

Also known as Diet Onision, Social Repose is a vlogger, "musician", and scumbag who has taken up the past time of making "music" videos that appeal to his core audience of 12 year old scene girls. His hobbies include dressing up like a bird, not brushing his teeth, and fucking everyone in sight in a desperate attempt to prove that he isn't gay.

He is most well known for cheating on youtuber JaclynGlenn, something that would eventually lead to his downfall and cause him to post vague suicide threats on twitter.
Is that guy gay?
No he tried to fuck me and 3 of my friends.
Ew. What a Social Repose.
by tomviolence November 7, 2017
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McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose

The idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times. Matthew McConaughey is the poster child for this constant act of relaxation.
"That Matthew McConaughey seems to bare talking to Jay Leno for a full twenty minutes. Give that man a page in the book of McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose examples!"
by Drum Bentley July 3, 2006
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social repose

A synonyme for "cheating dirtbag" or "very gross trash".
-Mom: "Honey, could you please bring out the social repose?"

-Guy: "Yo have you heard what Kyle did to his precious girl?"
Other Guy: "Yeah man, fucking disgusting. He's such a social repose."
by nuebish November 7, 2017
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