Billy: Hey pass me that ruler why don't you?
Ruth: Why should I do that? Are you going to measure that water tower?
Billy: That's totally unrelevant!
Ruth: It's pronounced irrelevant.
Billy: That's so relevant of you.

Relevant by Slicksville April 14, 2009

Relevant Gentleman's Society

An organization of like minded individuals celebrating the art and sophistication of a well groomed mustache. A soul patch is an accessory and not considered part of a traditional mustache. Wearers are not welcome.

The APD sport the most ridiculous mustaches. Yeah, obviously not a single member of the Relevant Gentleman's Society among them.

Relevant Gentleman's Society by MaxMG February 17, 2009

Relevant

A word to describe a group of people in whom everyone else likes to know what's going on and gossip about.
Is similar to popular, almost a replacement

Omg go away you're so irrelevant
A:"did you hear that Ruby and Jake broke up" B:"No" A:"How come you didn't know they're so relevant"

Relevant by JimmieMcJimmerson June 5, 2018

relevant procrastination

Performing arguably "useful" searches in a store or on the internet when in fact you're just wasting time and goofing off.

Instead of scouring the bookstore or internet for assistance with his calculus homework, Steve spent untold hours engaged in relevant procrastination researching netbook computers "for his mom".

relevant procrastination by fuzzygreysocks May 10, 2010

relevant

the most amazing group of people ever, having to do with things that are real and that matter

wow, that church in willisamsbug is relevant

relevant by thewordnator January 22, 2009

retro relevant

Thing or person once relevant who experiences a resurgence of popularity not because of any skill or talent, but simply because they were once relevant.

"Dude, I can't wait for that backstreet boy come back tour!"
"No bro, they are so retro relevant!"

retro relevant by Punk Master Fresh April 21, 2015

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026