Relevantitus: an irreversible condition that affects persons, with the affliction, in a positive, exuberant manner and persons, without it, in an extremely negative manner.
A person with Relevantitus may interject song lyrics, commercial, and or movie quotes into general conversation when relevant words or phrases present the opportunity.
Shelly asked me what 4x4 was. I told her it was a drive mode for trucks and various ATV's. Shelly replied, "no...you're wrong"!! It's 16. I responded with, "No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong". Then, I tackled the bitch...Waterboy style. The interjection of a waterboy quote is an example of Relevantitus.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.