Relevantitus: an irreversible condition that affects persons, with the affliction, in a positive, exuberant manner and persons, without it, in an
extremely negative manner.
A person with Relevantitus may interject song lyrics, commercial, and or movie quotes into general
conversation when relevant words or phrases present the
opportunity.
Shelly asked me what 4x4 was. I told her it was a drive mode for trucks and various ATV's. Shelly replied, "no...you're wrong"!! It's 16. I responded with, "No,
Colonel Sanders, you're wrong". Then, I tackled the bitch...
Waterboy style. The
interjection of a waterboy quote is an example of Relevantitus.