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relevantitus 

Relevantitus: an irreversible condition that affects persons, with the affliction, in a positive, exuberant manner and persons, without it, in an extremely negative manner.

A person with Relevantitus may interject song lyrics, commercial, and or movie quotes into general conversation when relevant words or phrases present the opportunity.
Shelly asked me what 4x4 was. I told her it was a drive mode for trucks and various ATV's. Shelly replied, "no...you're wrong"!! It's 16. I responded with, "No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong". Then, I tackled the bitch...Waterboy style. The interjection of a waterboy quote is an example of Relevantitus.

Relevatevelation 

When you get an elevated revelation that is relevant to the situation that you are in.
"Eh, I'm hungry"
"OH MY GODDDDDD, ME TOOOOOO"
#relevatevelation

relevantless 

Some word made up by Rosann Cook in the Facebook group Dodge Challenger Owners Club. No one knows exactly what it means
You people are relevantless”
relevantless by Dodgiedodge May 27, 2021