Awwww... I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend left you for your sibling. Please allow me to buy you a TS ticket to Pity City where we can sit for hours while I listen to your whole sordid life story of woe. No. Reeeealy!
by fuzzygreysocks February 08, 2010
Get the Pity Citymug. NTO; A person, pet or creature destined to pitifully struggle through a miserable life just barely on the threshold of existence due to mental defect, congenital stupidity or substance abuse.
Maybe just a half-step below the functional dysfunctional.
An NTO will be lucky to survive to achieve reproductive maturity, not that they'll have the opportunity once there.
Maybe just a half-step below the functional dysfunctional.
An NTO will be lucky to survive to achieve reproductive maturity, not that they'll have the opportunity once there.
Unable to hold a steady job, Steve moved back home with his mom, again, whom was gravely disappointed at her adult non-thriving organism son.
by fuzzygreysocks February 23, 2010
Get the non-thriving organismmug. An attribute which begins to burn immediately at first impression as the viewer becomes increasingly aware the subject is indeed NOT attractive to look at.
Typically, as a romance wanes the candle burns faster.
Typically, as a romance wanes the candle burns faster.
The beauty candle for some women burns rather rapidly; almost a flare, really.
For others the beauty candle burns slow, taking hours, days or even years to realize "Hmm... She's kinda weird looking. Not pretty at all. What was I thinking"
For others the beauty candle burns slow, taking hours, days or even years to realize "Hmm... She's kinda weird looking. Not pretty at all. What was I thinking"
by fuzzygreysocks January 25, 2010
Get the beauty candlemug. Baby, yelling from the bedroom walk-in closet "I'll be ready in just a minute, Honey"
Honey, sitting on the living room couch for the last half hour deleting things from his cell phone "K, Baby. Is that a girl minute or a boy minute?"
"Girl!"
Honey turns on the TV, kicks up his shoes on the coffee table, throws the remote to the other side of the couch.
Honey, sitting on the living room couch for the last half hour deleting things from his cell phone "K, Baby. Is that a girl minute or a boy minute?"
"Girl!"
Honey turns on the TV, kicks up his shoes on the coffee table, throws the remote to the other side of the couch.
by fuzzygreysocks June 08, 2010
Get the girl minutemug. Steve vurped when she removed her bikini.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.
by fuzzygreysocks November 18, 2010
Get the vampire titsmug. A wonderful & beautiful woman. A child of God, loved by her husband and family, artist, student & teacher of nature, art, music & kitchenology.
by fuzzygreysocks February 06, 2010
Get the Riciamug. Steve's high school birthday parities were always epic faillapaloozas where a few losers giggled over a single can of beer, his dad's old Victoria'a Secret catalog and ultimately spent most of their time mass debating over PC vs Mac OS.
The company Christmas party is a faillapalooza for reluctant department heads & their sycophants.
The company Christmas party is a faillapalooza for reluctant department heads & their sycophants.
by fuzzygreysocks May 31, 2010
Get the faillapaloozamug.