Relaxerbate

When you are stressed and just want to relax and enjoy it

"Leave me alone right now, I'm tying to relaxerbate."

Relaxerbate by destro8165 April 7, 2009

relaxterbate 

a combination of "relaxing" and "masterbating"

It's my day off; I think I'm going to relaxterbate today.

relaxterbate by lilyofthemist March 28, 2004

relaxerbation 

A slow nonvigorous variant of masturbation. Not ostensibly for the use of achieving orgasm, however if achieved can enhance the effect of relaxation.

Kim decided to enjoy a shower and a session of relaxerbation to ease the tension of a long, hard day at work.

relaxerbation by cairow0ng May 6, 2006

relaxabrate

to relax and celebrate by chilling and doing something festive... like having a drink.

babe, i am so excited. i finished all the holiday shopping...let's relaxabrate with a glass of egg nog & brandy!

relaxabrate by tessamama December 17, 2009

relaxterbate 

What Wes does all weekend.

Wes is not too lazy to relaxterbate.

relaxterbate by magicalheather September 22, 2004

relaxturbate 

To masturbate solely for the relaxation factor

I was feeling kind of tense so I sat back and relaxturbated to let off some stress.

relaxturbate by Chuckie25 June 11, 2014

relaxurbation 

The act of stimulating your soul in order to relax

Relaxurbation is recommended when in situations of extreme stress and irritation, usually listening to stand up comedy acts and playing computer games. Examples include hangovers + children, old people driving in rush hour and sweaty armpits on public transport.

relaxurbation by Office Zomboy June 28, 2010