relaxterbate 

a combination of "relaxing" and "masterbating"

It's my day off; I think I'm going to relaxterbate today.

relaxterbate by lilyofthemist March 28, 2004

relaxterbate 

What Wes does all weekend.

Wes is not too lazy to relaxterbate.

relaxterbate by magicalheather September 22, 2004

Relaxturbation 

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

Relaxturbation by Mast of the World June 14, 2009

relaxerbation 

A slow nonvigorous variant of masturbation. Not ostensibly for the use of achieving orgasm, however if achieved can enhance the effect of relaxation.

Kim decided to enjoy a shower and a session of relaxerbation to ease the tension of a long, hard day at work.

relaxerbation by cairow0ng May 6, 2006

Relaxturbation 

Chillin with my" best friend". ( masturbating for the purposes of unwinding from a hard day)

I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.

Root: Relaxturbate

Relaxturbation by Sixshooter67r October 3, 2010

remasterbated 

When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.

Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman got digitally remasterbated when the original bass and drum tracks were removed and replaced with new ones.

remasterbated by Assweepay July 3, 2007

relaxturbate 

To masturbate solely for the relaxation factor

I was feeling kind of tense so I sat back and relaxturbated to let off some stress.

relaxturbate by Chuckie25 June 11, 2014