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It is when you give your friends or family an excuse to get out of something by saying you need to relax, then go beat it.

Girlfriend: Heyy lets go shopping tomorrow! :)

Boyfriend: umm no i need to relax..

"Hey dude lets go fishing today"
"not today, i need to relaxtabate"

relaxtabate by LBD21 April 29, 2010

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relaxterbate

a combination of "relaxing" and "masterbating"

It's my day off; I think I'm going to relaxterbate today.

relaxterbate by lilyofthemist March 28, 2004

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relaxabrate

to relax and celebrate by chilling and doing something festive... like having a drink.

babe, i am so excited. i finished all the holiday shopping...let's relaxabrate with a glass of egg nog & brandy!

relaxabrate by tessamama December 17, 2009

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relaxterbate

What Wes does all weekend.

Wes is not too lazy to relaxterbate.

relaxterbate by magicalheather September 22, 2004

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relaxturbate

To masturbate solely for the relaxation factor

I was feeling kind of tense so I sat back and relaxturbated to let off some stress.

relaxturbate by Chuckie25 June 11, 2014

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Relaxerbate

When you are stressed and just want to relax and enjoy it

"Leave me alone right now, I'm tying to relaxerbate."

Relaxerbate by destro8165 April 7, 2009

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Relatabating

Accidentally/intentionally masturbating to a family member.

Whatre you up to fam?

Relatabating

Relatabating? What the hell is that...

I'm jacking off to an A1 nude of my sister bro

Relatabating by Noanian October 23, 2014

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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