relaxtabate

It is when you give your friends or family an excuse to get out of something by saying you need to relax, then go beat it.

Girlfriend: Heyy lets go shopping tomorrow! :)

Boyfriend: umm no i need to relax..

"Hey dude lets go fishing today"
"not today, i need to relaxtabate"

by LBD21 April 29, 2010

relaxterbate

a combination of "relaxing" and "masterbating"

It's my day off; I think I'm going to relaxterbate today.

by lilyofthemist March 28, 2004

relaxabrate

to relax and celebrate by chilling and doing something festive... like having a drink.

babe, i am so excited. i finished all the holiday shopping...let's relaxabrate with a glass of egg nog & brandy!

by tessamama December 17, 2009

relaxterbate

What Wes does all weekend.

Wes is not too lazy to relaxterbate.

by magicalheather September 22, 2004

relaxturbate

To masturbate solely for the relaxation factor

I was feeling kind of tense so I sat back and relaxturbated to let off some stress.

by Chuckie25 June 11, 2014

Relaxerbate

When you are stressed and just want to relax and enjoy it

"Leave me alone right now, I'm tying to relaxerbate."

by destro8165 April 7, 2009

Relatabating

Accidentally/intentionally masturbating to a family member.

Whatre you up to fam?

Relatabating

Relatabating? What the hell is that...

I'm jacking off to an A1 nude of my sister bro

by Noanian October 23, 2014