Relationshipish

When you're not quite sure if you're in a relationship with someone or not.

"Hey girl, you wanna come have din din with me on Friday night?" "Sorry, I'm in a relationshipish."

Relationshipish by Sickofthefriendzone April 9, 2015

Middle school relationships 

When you decide to become close friends with someone and say you are dating at ages 11-13. You hang out awkwardly around their friend circles and if you are a hardcore relationship, you might get a kiss on the check.

"Grayden cheated on me again! He's dating Allie behind my back! Middle school relationships are the worst."

Middle school relationships by melaniestar May 26, 2016

Guide to relationships 

The following is a guide to relationships; it is written by someone who has never had a complete relationship and is therefore considered to be potentially objective 'n stuff

Guide to relationships
Primary requirements for a happy relationship:

Love
Honesty
Respect
Trust
Faith

Without all five of the aforementioned prerequisites; at least one of the participents will never be truly happy.

The key to a successful relationship is communication. Open and honest communication ensures that there are no problems, no doubts. If you are in love with someone, you have nothing to hide from them or from yourself.

To be honest with others, you must first be honest with yourself.
You do know when you are making the wrong decision; what is the point of lying to yourself? You still know the truth - thats just silly.
It is too easy to talk yourself into the wrong choice; it is just as easy to make the right choice and it just gets easier.
Honesty requires very little brain power and instead of hurting the ones who love you; it makes them stronger.

A relationship must be balanced!
You are equals in every way
You both make the decisions, you both take responsibility
Its all about love; not money, not power, not intelligence - just love.

Guide to relationships by luke warm October 18, 2008

Downgrading relationships 

Leaving or otherwise cheating on your girl/guy/bootycall with a much less attractive/worthy person.

Having a mature loving person always there for you and dissing them for a young naive useless girl without a clue.

Leaving a guy with a job and his own place for a loser in jail or otherwise on probation living with his younger brother since his mother won't even take him in!

Did you see that fat nasty ass whore Danny got with and left his sexy baby mama for?! That dumbass is retarded!

Talk about downgrading relationships, that bitch is 3 times bigger then her!

Dam she went from house in the burbs, to a couch in the basement in no time!

Downgrading relationships by ODC28 August 23, 2011

Relationshipism

Rooted in the fields of cognitive science and social intelligence, Relationshipism is the theory of being relationship-centered in all aspects of life and especially in organizations. Through the practice of Relationshipism, which emphasizes building trust among teams through authentic relationships, people feel empowered to satisfy their own purpose and to work towards a common goal.

First Star Communications saw a 10% profit increase within 12 months of incorporating Relationshipism.

Relationshipism by Yvé October 17, 2019

relationships

doomed from the start

relationships, either way your fucked

relationships by mimmleflog October 8, 2006

one-way-relationships 

When someone puts everything they can into their feelings and tries to make something work, and their partner displays no intrest

Hey honey, I love you so much, you fancy a cuddle?
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships

one-way-relationships by lolcatinhat September 15, 2013