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Rehaballitation 

The process by which an adult male gradually gets his masculinity back after an extended period of being emasculated by the women in his life.
Guy A: I'm so glad John is coming with us to Vegas this weekend. Since he got married five years ago he hasn't been on a guys weekend.

Guy B: Totally agree. The man is in need of some serious "Rehaballitation."
Rehaballitation by Robert Sacamano November 13, 2016
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HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) 

A rehabilitation center for those addicted to the creamy, milky substance called half & half; a place for those who take shots of Half & Half without coffee, but by itself, for pure pleasure; a place for people who risk their jobs in order to taste Half & Half.
HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) is the only Rehabilitation Center that rather than providing alternatives to the item one is addicted to, provides even greater amounts of the item, which in this case is Half & Half.

vacational rehabilitation 

A recovery program for assisting people in returning to work after a relaxing vacation, which has caused them to become so accustomed to an easy/pleasant lifestyle that they have literally forgotten how to perform labor.
Tronald Dump has never done a lick of real work in his life, so I seriously doubt that vacational rehabilitation would work very well for him in learning to be a proper president, since he has never known how to do anything honest/useful to begin with.

Divine Physiotherapy And Rehabilitation 

The Best Rehabilitation In Bhubaneswar
‘’Divine Physiotherapy And Rehabilitation “is India’s first integrated rehabilitation centre, providing post-hospitalization care to patients suffering from critical neurological, cardiac and orthopaedic ailments also its famous for Dr Asimjit Swain’s chiropractic Adjustment , cupping Therapy , dry needling therapy and manual therapy

Tiamat’s Rehabilitation 

Tiamat’s Rehabilitation, also Tiamat Rehabilitation and Rehabilitation of Tiamat, is an idea and concept of Tiamatism that seeks on the rehabilitation and reformulation of goddess Tiamat into no longer as an evil Dragon or as a demon but as a primordial goddess with several forms and personalities. Tiamat’s Rehabilitation also seeks to rehabilitate Tiamat inside sumerian neopaganism and recover her role as an Important goddess and even write a whole modern and new mythology related to Tiamat such as write about her spiritual and philosophical teachings such as the ones of Tiamatism. Tiamat’s Rehabilitation also believes that Tiamat should be rehabilitated into a good and beautiful goddess and that’s the primordial personification of nature, universe and existence and the unity between physical-extraphysical, material-extramaterial and natural-extranatural.
“Tiamat’s Rehabilitation is a really good concept and idea, it might take some years or even decades until it completely start inside sumerian neopaganism and anunnakism. But that’s a great start related to herself and to the tiamatite ones.”

rehabilitation 

A sort of demolition derby/public execution hybrid, shown in the movie "Idiocracy"
As punishment for putting Brawndo out of business, the judge sentenced Not Sure to one night of rehabilitation
rehabilitation by rtv0587 November 29, 2010

Post-Badger Rehabilitation 

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
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