by rtv0587 September 26, 2011
When a girl says this, it's code for:
1. "I want someone else"
2. "Why should I settle for some gay loser like you who will treat me like a princess when I could have a guy who will treat me like shit, cheat on me after getting me pregnant, and introduce me to all his friends as his personal sperm dumpster?"
3. Both of the above
1. "I want someone else"
2. "Why should I settle for some gay loser like you who will treat me like a princess when I could have a guy who will treat me like shit, cheat on me after getting me pregnant, and introduce me to all his friends as his personal sperm dumpster?"
3. Both of the above
Nice guy: I love you
Girl: Let's just be friends. I think you're probably gay anyway.
Jerkass guy: Hey bitch, want to let me snort cocaine off your ass after I have a three-way with you and your sister?
Girl: OH BABY, MARRY ME!!!
Girl: Let's just be friends. I think you're probably gay anyway.
Jerkass guy: Hey bitch, want to let me snort cocaine off your ass after I have a three-way with you and your sister?
Girl: OH BABY, MARRY ME!!!
by rtv0587 June 19, 2012
A catch-all insult used by conservatives, especially alt-right Trump supporters, to describe anyone who disagrees with their political views, or just anyone who takes issue with them acting like shitty human beings. Often used with or instead of: "cuck", "SJW", or "libtard".
You're upset that you're going to lose your healthcare because of Trump? Too bad, snowflake. We won the election and you lost. Get over it.
by rtv0587 May 09, 2017
by rtv0587 June 20, 2010
An acknowledgment of someone's awesomeness, Supercamp style. Takes multiple forms, including Power Austin Powers, and many many others.
by rtv0587 July 23, 2009
A group of obese, undereducated hicks who worship the 2nd Amendment, think Obama is a Muslim solely because of his name and skin color, call anyone to the left of Hitler a communist and a socialist, and would rather see Americans starve and die in the streets by the millions than see a Democrat in the White House. Indistinguishable from the Republican Party, as they are one and the same.
We Christians in the Republican Tea Party need to pray that the economy tailspins into another Great Depression so that Obama loses in 2012.
by rtv0587 August 15, 2011
The 7th planet from the sun, and the funniest, due to what it's name sounds like. Will eventually be renamed "Urectum" in the future to end these stupid jokes once and for all.
Uranus is a dark, gassy, and mysterious place
There are many rings around Uranus
If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half
There are many rings around Uranus
If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half
by rtv0587 April 20, 2011