rtv0587's definitions

snowflake

A catch-all insult used by conservatives, especially alt-right Trump supporters, to describe anyone who disagrees with their political views, or just anyone who takes issue with them acting like shitty human beings. Often used with or instead of: "cuck", "SJW", or "libtard".

You're upset that you're going to lose your healthcare because of Trump? Too bad, snowflake. We won the election and you lost. Get over it.

by rtv0587 May 27, 2017

Benghazi

Something Republicans pretend to care about so that they can use it as a political weapon against Obama. According to them, 4 innocent Americans perished because Obama didn't put on his cape, fly over to Libya, and melt them with his heat vision.

"Let us never forget the 4 Americans who were killed in Benghazi"
"But what about the scores more who died in Iraq, 9/11, and the 13 similar embassy attacks under Bush?
"Fuck them, they can rot in a ditch for all we care. We can't exploit THEIR deaths for political gain, can we?"

by rtv0587 March 19, 2014

freebird

To have sex without a condom

"Did he go in strapped, or did he freebird it?"

by rtv0587 March 5, 2013

Tebow

Someone who goes out of their way to remind others how religious they are

George W. Bush and Rick Santorum are total Tebow's

by rtv0587 November 29, 2012

Log Cabin Republican

A gay person who supports a political party that despises his very existence and wants him dead because of his sexual orientation. The modern equivalent of "Jews for Hitler".

After voting for Romney, the Log Cabin Republican one day found himself wondering where he was and why he was being marched into a shower room.

by rtv0587 June 23, 2012

friend zone

The worst place in the world to be, and a place where every decent guy will find himself eventually. If you're a nice guy, as far as most girls are concerned you might as well be a gay guy, because both are considered undatable and un-fuckable.

Girl: You're such a great guy. Every time I got drunk and slept with my violent and abusive ex, you were always there for me.

Guy: Yea, I get it, I'm in the friend zone.

Girl 2: I just want to be friends. I'm not looking for a relationship now.

Guy 2: Translation: you want someone else.

Girl 2: Correct.

by rtv0587 June 22, 2012

Let's just be friends

When a girl says this, it's code for:

1. "I want someone else"
2. "Why should I settle for some gay loser like you who will treat me like a princess when I could have a guy who will treat me like shit, cheat on me after getting me pregnant, and introduce me to all his friends as his personal sperm dumpster?"
3. Both of the above

Nice guy: I love you
Girl: Let's just be friends. I think you're probably gay anyway.

Jerkass guy: Hey bitch, want to let me snort cocaine off your ass after I have a three-way with you and your sister?
Girl: OH BABY, MARRY ME!!!

by rtv0587 June 22, 2012