A group of obese, undereducated hicks who worship the 2nd Amendment, think Obama is a Muslim solely because of his name and skin color, call anyone to the left of Hitler a communist and a socialist, and would rather see Americans starve and die in the streets by the millions than see a Democrat in the White House. Indistinguishable from the Republican Party, as they are one and the same.
We Christians in the Republican Tea Party need to pray that the economy tailspins into another Great Depression so that Obama loses in 2012.
Anyone who disagrees with a Republican.
Are you a conservative?
No.
*gasp* Go back to France, you anti-American commie socialist traitor!!!
What it is:
The right to own firearms (originally created with single shot muskets in mind, not 30 round assault rifles), as stated by the U.S. Constitution.
What Republicans think it is:
The absolute, God-given right to own any type or amount of firepower, up to and including nuclear weapons, and the right to gun people down in the streets for looking at you funny. Also, more important than the rest of the Constitution and the Bible put together.
Obama doesn't realize that the Second Amendment gives me the right to carry rocket launchers, flamethrowers, Covenant fuel rod guns, and multiple AK-47s with extended clips in public. That's why I vote Tea Party.
Buy a
Second Amendment
mug!
A person who believes that wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on war and tax cuts is okay and that criticizing the president automatically makes you an anti-American traitor, but only if the president is a white Republican. If the president is a black Democrat, it's suddenly okay to brandish assault weapons at his rallies, call him a communist socialist Marxist racist Nazi terrorist nigge...whoops, Muslim. Teabaggers are typically obese inbred southern WASPs who are still upset that they lost the Civil War. Most of them can't spell worth a damn and think "nuclear" is pronounced "nookyular". Despite what they say, 99% of teabaggers are white and Republican.
The teabaggers at yesterday's rally waved signs claiming that the Civil Right's Act is communist and unAmerican.
A young actor who plays the exact same character in every single movie he's in - the awkward, perpetually virginal pussy. Will ultimately star in a remake of "The 40 Year Old Virgin" 20 years from now.
Michael Cera reading his script for the next movie he's in"
"I can't talk to girls. The last time I felt a breast was in a bucket of KFC. Every time a girl looks at me, I shit myself. I came in my pants just from watching The Little Mermaid."
Director: "That part is so you."
A PC term for "slut" that Molly Weasley uses
I told you not to annoy her, Hermione! She's made you out to be some sort of...scarlet woman!
The 7th planet from the sun, and the funniest, due to what it's name sounds like. Will eventually be renamed "Urectum" in the future to end these stupid jokes once and for all.
Uranus is a dark, gassy, and mysterious place
There are many rings around Uranus
If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half
