rtv0587's definitions

R's

Another way of saying/spelling "arse". First heard on Saturday Night Live with Sean Connery

"No, not in the R's!"
"Not in the R's? That's not what your mother said last night!"

by rtv0587 April 30, 2010

Cunt-O-Meter

Rating system used by Cybershell13 in his Youtube videos that tells you how hard/annoying enemies and bosses are in Sonic the Hedgehog video games

Asteron got a whopping 42 on the Cunt-O-Meter, which makes him the King of Cunts

by rtv0587 July 6, 2009

Jap Anus Relations

An Asian porno starring Sean Connery. Not to be confused with "Japan-US Relations".

I'll take Jap Anus Relations for 200, Trebek.

by rtv0587 September 26, 2011

teabagger

A person who believes that wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on war and tax cuts is okay and that criticizing the president automatically makes you an anti-American traitor, but only if the president is a white Republican. If the president is a black Democrat, it's suddenly okay to brandish assault weapons at his rallies, call him a communist socialist Marxist racist Nazi terrorist nigge...whoops, Muslim. Teabaggers are typically obese inbred southern WASPs who are still upset that they lost the Civil War. Most of them can't spell worth a damn and think "nuclear" is pronounced "nookyular". Despite what they say, 99% of teabaggers are white and Republican.

The teabaggers at yesterday's rally waved signs claiming that the Civil Right's Act is communist and unAmerican.

by rtv0587 January 9, 2011

self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

by rtv0587 June 21, 2010

class warfare

Asking the rich to help the poor and/or pay any taxes at all. Also known as "socialism", "Marxism", and "communism".

Liberal: Why is it so much to ask that rich Republicans pay their share in taxes and help the poor out a little, if they claim to be such devout Christians all the time?
Teabagger: COMMIE! SOCIALIST! That's CLASS WARFARE! Who cares about those worthless lazy welfare queens starving to death when gazillionaires all over America are struggling to afford their yachts, Hummers, private islands, and toilet paper made out of 100 dollar bills?

by rtv0587 March 19, 2012

freebird

To have sex without a condom

"Did he go in strapped, or did he freebird it?"

by rtv0587 March 5, 2013