rtv0587's definitions

Jap Anus Relations

An Asian porno starring Sean Connery. Not to be confused with "Japan-US Relations".

I'll take Jap Anus Relations for 200, Trebek.

by rtv0587 September 26, 2011

Cunt-O-Meter

Rating system used by Cybershell13 in his Youtube videos that tells you how hard/annoying enemies and bosses are in Sonic the Hedgehog video games

Asteron got a whopping 42 on the Cunt-O-Meter, which makes him the King of Cunts

by rtv0587 July 6, 2009

communist

Buzz word used by conservatives to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically. Interchangable with "socialist", "Marxist," and "un-American traitor".

Anyone who votes Democrat, doesn't make love to their guns, supports gay rights, or has a triple digit IQ is a goddamned communist!

by rtv0587 November 18, 2010

Power whoosh

An acknowledgment of someone's awesomeness, Supercamp style. Takes multiple forms, including Power Austin Powers, and many many others.

Power whoosh on 3

1, 2, 3

*clap clap clap*

WHOOOOSSSHHH!!!

by rtv0587 July 22, 2009

DEILF

Death Eater I'd Like to Fuck

Bellatrix Lestrange is a total DEILF

by rtv0587 July 26, 2009

Tea Party

A group of obese, undereducated hicks who worship the 2nd Amendment, think Obama is a Muslim solely because of his name and skin color, call anyone to the left of Hitler a communist and a socialist, and would rather see Americans starve and die in the streets by the millions than see a Democrat in the White House. Indistinguishable from the Republican Party, as they are one and the same.

We Christians in the Republican Tea Party need to pray that the economy tailspins into another Great Depression so that Obama loses in 2012.

by rtv0587 August 18, 2011

R's

Another way of saying/spelling "arse". First heard on Saturday Night Live with Sean Connery

"No, not in the R's!"
"Not in the R's? That's not what your mother said last night!"

by rtv0587 April 30, 2010