Reelaxation
Reelaxation by GaneshSanagaram June 24, 2023
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relaxation dump
Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.
relaxation dump by KJones January 5, 2008
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Canine Asshole Reclamation Project
A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.
Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.
Canine Asshole Reclamation Project by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
Relaxtion
After curling one out, relaxtion is the state the body enters in the few moments it takes for the bum hole to close. A calm time after what can sometimes be a painful and stressful experience.
After dropping the biggest turd of his life, Jonathan entered a state of relaxtion so intense that he almost fell off the bog.
Relaxtion by dAVEY Boy and The Screet November 21, 2014
Reelationship
Reelationship by PeasantTable February 3, 2023
electric relaxation
1.teresa: omg! that dumb broad of a teacher needz to chill out with ha' yappin
Akira: Nah girl you needz ta chill out; find some electric relaxation
2.Boy: Yo' ma what you tryna get into tonight?
Girl: Shyt im chillin kinda tense.Tryna find some electric relaxation
Akira: Nah girl you needz ta chill out; find some electric relaxation
2.Boy: Yo' ma what you tryna get into tonight?
Girl: Shyt im chillin kinda tense.Tryna find some electric relaxation
electric relaxation by fdhhfvm April 7, 2009
relaxation assistant
relaxation assistant by horny lepard March 29, 2010
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