Reelaxation 

Relaxing by watching reels

Watching instagram reels is reelaxation for me.

Reelaxation by GaneshSanagaram June 24, 2023

relaxation dump 

The action of moving a bowel to reduce stress or otherwise boost moral prior to a big test or exam.

Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.

relaxation dump by KJones January 5, 2008

Canine Asshole Reclamation Project 

A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.

Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.

Canine Asshole Reclamation Project by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Relaxtion 

After curling one out, relaxtion is the state the body enters in the few moments it takes for the bum hole to close. A calm time after what can sometimes be a painful and stressful experience.

After dropping the biggest turd of his life, Jonathan entered a state of relaxtion so intense that he almost fell off the bog.

Relaxtion by dAVEY Boy and The Screet November 21, 2014

Reelationship

A talking stage where you only send Instagram reels.

No, I'm stuck in a reelationship with him.

Reelationship by PeasantTable February 3, 2023

electric relaxation  

1.chillin/vibin; at peace in the moment.

2.calming your nerves by sex.

1.teresa: omg! that dumb broad of a teacher needz to chill out with ha' yappin

Akira: Nah girl you needz ta chill out; find some electric relaxation

2.Boy: Yo' ma what you tryna get into tonight?

Girl: Shyt im chillin kinda tense.Tryna find some electric relaxation

electric relaxation by fdhhfvm April 7, 2009

relaxation assistant 

One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.

Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness

relaxation assistant by horny lepard March 29, 2010