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Something or person that can be described as retarded. Slang term. Also the same as a "reeter" or "reet".
"That's reetzy."
"You're acting like a total reetzy. You reeter."
"God, this homework is so reetzy."
"My parents are acting so reetzy I can't even handle it! My life is sooo hottzy."
reetzy by all.night.raver March 6, 2009
Related Words
sea urchin, found on the rocks at cresci's beach.
also see smearsy
Mr. Demetri schucked the reetzis after salvatore and casey brought up a fresh batch from the beach.

"Ama! Can I have some more reetzis!" exclaimed Casey after Ken grabbed the last few on the table at stage fort.

Vijay was the best at scamathian the reetzis until Marky Scamathy came down and showed him up.
reetzi by Accursio February 6, 2007

Reedtard 

a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.
"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"

"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."
Reedtard by ReedieBop December 3, 2011

Coby Reetz 

Black looking son of a super sexy bitch, Brother to Riley Reetz.
Usually Coby Reetz is a huge homo with a small dick but has a large imagination and the desire to be with men.....lots of men
Coby Reetz by Hotreetzmoma April 18, 2017

reetzy roo 

An ugly, stupid, non athletic, annoying, virgin, who does nothing right.
That guy is such a reetzy roo, he does nothing right.
reetzy roo by Thunder nut December 17, 2017
double definition: 1). extremely fucked up and most likely very sloppy. 2.) actually retarded, or someone being so dumb it makes u mad.
1. my god i got so fuckin reetz last night i fucked dans mom.

2. Portland is not a state it's a city you fuckin reetz fuck.
reetz by White Silk July 23, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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