Reedtz

A family of sick RuneScape nolifers.

Wow that guy has no life, he must be a Reedtz.

Reedtz by asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdada February 15, 2009

reetzy 

Something or person that can be described as retarded. Slang term. Also the same as a "reeter" or "reet".

"That's reetzy."
"You're acting like a total reetzy. You reeter."
"God, this homework is so reetzy."
"My parents are acting so reetzy I can't even handle it! My life is sooo hottzy."

reetzy by all.night.raver March 6, 2009

reetzi

sea urchin, found on the rocks at cresci's beach.
also see smearsy

Mr. Demetri schucked the reetzis after salvatore and casey brought up a fresh batch from the beach.

"Ama! Can I have some more reetzis!" exclaimed Casey after Ken grabbed the last few on the table at stage fort.

Vijay was the best at scamathian the reetzis until Marky Scamathy came down and showed him up.

reetzi by Accursio February 6, 2007

Reedtard 

a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.

"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"

"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."

Reedtard by ReedieBop December 3, 2011

Coby Reetz 

Black looking son of a super sexy bitch, Brother to Riley Reetz.

Usually Coby Reetz is a huge homo with a small dick but has a large imagination and the desire to be with men.....lots of men

Coby Reetz by Hotreetzmoma April 18, 2017

reetzy roo 

An ugly, stupid, non athletic, annoying, virgin, who does nothing right.

That guy is such a reetzy roo, he does nothing right.

reetzy roo by Thunder nut December 17, 2017

reetz 

double definition: 1). extremely fucked up and most likely very sloppy. 2.) actually retarded, or someone being so dumb it makes u mad.

1. my god i got so fuckin reetz last night i fucked dans mom.

2. Portland is not a state it's a city you fuckin reetz fuck.

reetz by White Silk July 23, 2008