reetz 

double definition: 1). extremely fucked up and most likely very sloppy. 2.) actually retarded, or someone being so dumb it makes u mad.

1. my god i got so fuckin reetz last night i fucked dans mom.

2. Portland is not a state it's a city you fuckin reetz fuck.

reetz by White Silk July 23, 2008

Reetz 

Retard

You are a retard

Reetz by Scafe you Reetz September 2, 2003

reetz 

Someone who puts his right hand to his right eyebrow while making the PFFFFT sound. Someone who plays air guitar on the steering whell of his Impala.

"Hey Reetz, where's Tess?"
"Chill Reetz!"
"78"

reetz by Larry Colorito May 18, 2004

Coby Reetz 

Black looking son of a super sexy bitch, Brother to Riley Reetz.

Usually Coby Reetz is a huge homo with a small dick but has a large imagination and the desire to be with men.....lots of men

Coby Reetz by Hotreetzmoma April 18, 2017

riley reetz 

Term used to describe the son of a hot mom.

That guy is a Riley Reetz! I mean, have you seen his mom?!

riley reetz by GoxyFrandpa February 21, 2017

rikki reetz 

The biggest form of evil in the entire world- Satan

Rikki is Satan

rikki reetz by Dude Where's My Car April 22, 2003

Reezy 

The best people on the internet ofc. duh.

im a reezy and one of the best people on the internet.

Reezy by your biggest enemy July 26, 2021