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Rectumnal 

The twice yearly periods, roughly corresponding to the spring and fall equinox, each lasting approximately 30 days, when it is socially acceptable to be an absolute, overt asshole towards other people, deflecting all responsibility for one's poor behavior, and instead blaming one's extreme anti-social behavior and absolute, fucking social retardation on the alignment of the planets, celestial mechanics, changing of the seasons, and anything else plausibly related to the lunar tides.
Hey Frances, why you so mean this week? You on a raging tear because it's the Spring Rectumnal, again? Last year, during the fall Rectumnal, you were inconsolable and extremely irritable.
Rectumnal by Boloniano March 20, 2025
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rectumcilliation 

When you ask your cornhole for forgiveness after consuming copious amounts of Taco Bell/ hershey squirt inducing food.
Bless me Father for i have sinned, it has been 6 months since my last rectumcilliation...

rectumania

It's rumored that rectumania pays more in adult pornographic work specialization.
rectumania by Zembayyeh July 20, 2007

Rectumglarium-primation 

The act of blowing up a balloon using the gas from your anus
Anal clown: "As an anal clown, I must use Rectumglarium-primation to blow up balloons in my acts."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."

Rectumology 

The study, diagnosis, and treatment of the diseases of the rectum and anus. A practitioner is referred to as a rectumologist.
I can't wait to do my rectumology rotation!
Rectumology by Josepe Geraldo June 5, 2011

Rectumatically

The act of using the rectum for recreational purposes.
Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna gang bang that fat chick I was talking about" Guy 2: "Totally, we can rectumatically destroy her"

Rectumator

Pronounced (rek - tum - ay - tor)

A person who destroys others with his funky rectum.
You know that guy I met last night?
He was such a rectumator.
Rectumator by macazonies. November 19, 2010
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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