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Rectumatically

The act of using the rectum for recreational purposes.
Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna gang bang that fat chick I was talking about" Guy 2: "Totally, we can rectumatically destroy her"

Rectumate 

Cumming in a womans arse. Like impregnate, but no-one gets knocked up.
I'm going to rectumate her.
Rectumate by Pigrocks August 21, 2006

rectumate 

enjoying the fondling of ones rectum either alone or with a partner.
Ohhh baby! i sure would like to rectumate you.
rectumate by pussy bee June 6, 2022

Rectalatorian 

A name given to an sophisticated asshole of a person
The country club was filled with rectalatorian uplifted noses.
Rectalatorian by Rychus Bear September 30, 2025

Optical rectumitous 

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.
Optical rectumitous by byrd77 January 6, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026