4 definitions by Sidney Stevens
Billy: hey mum what's for dinner tonight?
Mother: you've been a naughty boy today, so your father is making Arizona Brownies for you while we go out to panda express.
Billy: but Arizona Brownies don't have enough nutritional value.
Mother: too bad.
Mother: you've been a naughty boy today, so your father is making Arizona Brownies for you while we go out to panda express.
Billy: but Arizona Brownies don't have enough nutritional value.
Mother: too bad.
by Sidney Stevens December 18, 2022
Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.
Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."
by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021
Anal clown: "As an anal clown, I must use Rectumglarium-primation to blow up balloons in my acts."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."
by Sidney Stevens May 13, 2021
Jim: So, you'd like to join us huh? for that, you'd have to look like Barack Obama" he laughed villainously
Bil: Good thing I began the Obamisation process a few days ago."
Bil: Good thing I began the Obamisation process a few days ago."
by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021