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Rectumatically

The act of using the rectum for recreational purposes.
Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna gang bang that fat chick I was talking about" Guy 2: "Totally, we can rectumatically destroy her"

rectumonious

Someone who is a sanctimonious asshole. Usually a politician.
Example 1

Voter 1 - Wow listen to that holier-than-thou candidate talk about finding religion, even though he cheated on his first 2 wives.

Voter 2 - Yep, he is rectumonious.

Example 2

Candidates who preach "do as I say, not as I do" are rectumonious.
rectumonious by Yankees Girl May 25, 2012

Rectumental 

The condition of having one's head up their ass.
Wow, I can't believe he's considering dating that chick. He's being rectumental, bro.
Rectumental by Turtle McGuffins August 24, 2019

resumaniac

The type of person who is so focused on grades or leadership that they either a) don't focus on the important things in life like friends and relationships or b) does so much that what they do doesn't mean anything. They succeed in giving themselves a terrible time whilst obsessing over their type A personality and narrowmindedness and showing rather ugly personality characteristics in their williingless to cut people to get to the top see: resume builders
I wish Alley could stop being such a resumaniac and enjoy the fun that high school has to offer. She can spend the rest of her life thinking about the future, i wish she would have some fun.
resumaniac by iluvny May 10, 2009

resumaniac

A high school student, college student, or otherwise who focuses only on adding to his or her resume.
Adi is a resumaniac; he is obsessed with collecting accolades.
resumaniac by fizfiz April 21, 2009