Rectongue

Tongue cumming out of your arse!

Let me rectongue your mother, your dirty little bitch.

Rectongue by Sir plops September 2, 2022

Magical Rectangle 

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.

Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

Magical Rectangle by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014

Rectangles

Apparently Patricks favorite snack

Spongebob-"We still have these"

Spongebob-"pulls out 2 candy bars"

Patrick-"Oh boy! Rectangles!

Rectangles by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022

rectangularish 

Something that is shaped somewhat like a rectangle, but wouldn’t be called a rectangle.

Her sunglasses were rectangularish.

rectangularish by popcornsunfloweridk June 7, 2019

rectangle time 

The time of day when people in an obviously social setting instead choose to pull out their smart phones and have some time alone with their "rectangle". The term can also apply to other electronics, such as computers, iPads, etc.

"Having some rectangle time there, I see" she said to Luke, as he stared at the phone screen while sitting on a scenic beach.

rectangle time by Thefamilyjules August 22, 2017

Rectangle Table Kids 

This is yet another word that has originated from Hoffman Estates High School. If you enter the cafeteria you first see circle tables and further back are the rectangle tables. This word describes the people who sit here.

1. The very first row of rectangle tables are usually where your nobodies, outcasts, or wannabe circle table kids sit.

2. The rectangle tables to the far right are where your "ghetto" black people, Hispanic, and a few select white people sit. Most of the fights happen here and you can usually see people either: braiding hair, singing off key, dancing ridiculously, or just talking abnormally loud.

3. As you go further back, closer to the middle is where your preps and jocks sit. Most (not all) preps that sit here are very judge-mental and are cheerleaders. Your jocks usually consist of football players who can't win a game. It is strange on how HEHS is good in every other sport but football.

4. Further back is a very special select table that is right next to the lunch line. This single table is usually overrun by the "I think I'm better then you" annoying seniors. These seniors think they run the high school and have law above everyone else, but alas they don't.

"Did you see that fight with the lock?

----Yeah. Why are Rectangle Table Kids so violent?"

"Who's yelling?
-----Oh just those stupid Rectangle Table Kids."

"Man last nights football game sucked. 46 to nothing, come on."

Rectangle Table Kids by Rectangle Table Kid September 21, 2009

Will County Rectangle 

-Noun

1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago

2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points

3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place

My mom lives in the Will County Rectangle

Will County Rectangle by knowsthnings July 19, 2011