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Magical Rectangle
A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone
Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
iPhone/other smartphone
Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."
Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical
rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!
IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."
Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical
rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!
IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
Magical Rectangle by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014
Related Words
Rectangles
Rectangles by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022
rectangularish
Her sunglasses were rectangularish.
rectangularish by popcornsunfloweridk June 7, 2019
rectangle time
The time of day when people in an obviously social setting instead choose to pull out their smart phones and have some time alone with their "rectangle". The term can also apply to other electronics, such as computers, iPads, etc.
"Having some rectangle time there, I see" she said to Luke, as he stared at the phone screen while sitting on a scenic beach.
rectangle time by Thefamilyjules August 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 24, 2017
Rectangle Table Kids
This is yet another word that has originated from Hoffman Estates High School. If you enter the cafeteria you first see circle tables and further back are the rectangle tables. This word describes the people who sit here.
1. The very first row of rectangle tables are usually where your nobodies, outcasts, or wannabe circle table kids sit.
2. The rectangle tables to the far right are where your "ghetto" black people, Hispanic, and a few select white people sit. Most of the fights happen here and you can usually see people either: braiding hair, singing off key, dancing ridiculously, or just talking abnormally loud.
3. As you go further back, closer to the middle is where your preps and jocks sit. Most (not all) preps that sit here are very judge-mental and are cheerleaders. Your jocks usually consist of football players who can't win a game. It is strange on how HEHS is good in every other sport but football.
4. Further back is a very special select table that is right next to the lunch line. This single table is usually overrun by the "I think I'm better then you" annoying seniors. These seniors think they run the high school and have law above everyone else, but alas they don't.
1. The very first row of rectangle tables are usually where your nobodies, outcasts, or wannabe circle table kids sit.
2. The rectangle tables to the far right are where your "ghetto" black people, Hispanic, and a few select white people sit. Most of the fights happen here and you can usually see people either: braiding hair, singing off key, dancing ridiculously, or just talking abnormally loud.
3. As you go further back, closer to the middle is where your preps and jocks sit. Most (not all) preps that sit here are very judge-mental and are cheerleaders. Your jocks usually consist of football players who can't win a game. It is strange on how HEHS is good in every other sport but football.
4. Further back is a very special select table that is right next to the lunch line. This single table is usually overrun by the "I think I'm better then you" annoying seniors. These seniors think they run the high school and have law above everyone else, but alas they don't.
"Did you see that fight with the lock?
----Yeah. Why are Rectangle Table Kids so violent?"
"Who's yelling?
-----Oh just those stupid Rectangle Table Kids."
"Man last nights football game sucked. 46 to nothing, come on."
----Yeah. Why are Rectangle Table Kids so violent?"
"Who's yelling?
-----Oh just those stupid Rectangle Table Kids."
"Man last nights football game sucked. 46 to nothing, come on."
Rectangle Table Kids by Rectangle Table Kid September 21, 2009
Will County Rectangle
-Noun
1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago
2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points
3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place
1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago
2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points
3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place
Will County Rectangle by knowsthnings July 19, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026