Rectangular 

When someone is trying to be something that they're not
Usually used for wannabe roadmen/people who think they're hard when they're really not
origins UK

Mans acting bare rectangular

Rectangular by Just Another Dick-tionary November 16, 2020

rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots

Rectangular colour; #ebebeb 3D cat, width 5 inches length 1 yard, heterochromia call it half-blind depending on if you want to get body slammed or not 2 trilateral triangles located on top of forefront, zig-zag 3d tail on far end, 4 rectangular limbs, not fluffy, texture stale cheese, scent; Kiwi shoe polish sometimes camphoraceous, dos (two if you're ludicrous enough not to know at least SOME spanish.) #1b00a1 spots located at lower area of feline.

subject 1. "Oh my god! It's a rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots!"
subject 2. "the fuck are you on? off your meds again lil bro?😭 blyats gone crazy 🤓🤓"

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots by precipitation August 25, 2023

Rectangular vagina 

When a girls thighs are so skinny that they don't touch and form a rectangle with her vagina.

Source: The Sara and Aimee Podcast (SaraAndAimee.com)

"Oh my god, she's so skinny. She totally has a rectangular vagina."

Rectangular vagina by Marceeeeel August 17, 2011

rectangular prism 

a word to describe those resembling rectangular prisms to due to having a body in the shape of one.

"look, theres van the rectangular prism! kidding, we love you recky."

rectangular prism by the hobbit's nut May 3, 2008

rectangular orgasm 

rectangular orgasms: adj: when a woman sleeps with the office nerd to get ahead in her career and actually enjoys it

jane: so Janet I heard you slept with bob from the office to try and get a promotion, did it work?

Janet: I don't know what it was all I can say is I had a rectangular orgasm...

rectangular orgasm by Josh Obie December 13, 2007

Rectangular Cylinder 

Pretty self-explanatory. It's just a rectangular cylinder

Look! a rectangular cylinder.

Rectangular Cylinder by HecticCabbage999 January 21, 2021

rectangular pizza 

a type of pizza that is designed for sex offenders, pedos, dodgy pe teachers and anyone who wants to be bullies the absolute fuck out of

anyone who likes this also likes committing social suicide

any normal person: hey do you want pizza

social rejects: can it be a rectangular pizza ?

any normal person: absolute schmuck

rectangular pizza by luv4yoongi July 17, 2022