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Rectallect

(Verb)
To recall the sensation of a person or object, after said person or object has been fully inserted into your rectum.

(Noun)
Rectallection
Gary diddnt rectallect the dick of the person behind him.

To his rectallection, Trent had never had a rubber chicken inside him.
Rectallect by ShittyWizzard July 21, 2017
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Recollections may vary 

Your a lying one-upmanship victim whinger.
Meghan: I have been subject to racial and other abuse.

Queen Elizabeth II: Recollections may vary.
Recollections may vary by RetSet March 10, 2021

I have no recollection 

Typically invoked by governmental officials during sworn testimony to the U.S. Congress to deny potentially damaging -- politically and/or criminally -- behavior.
From the 1994 film "Clear and Present Danger" starring Harrison Ford:

Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator

convenient recollection 

A memory recalled inacuratley, to unconsciously protect against guilt, anxiety, or unwanted associations.
Are you kidding? She must be having convenient recollection!

recollection 

Teh process of thinking back to when times were either worse or better - all thoughts being memories.
My recollection of that holiday was that it was the start of a nationwide phenomena

rectalectomy 

The southern styled removal of a drunkard or loudmouth.
If that loud mouth doesn't shut his pie hole he's going to get a rectalectomy. (Asshole removal)
rectalectomy by Outlaw Redneck September 12, 2016

Rectallence 

Achieving excellence from pain in the ass experiences.
That horrible breakup actually allowed me to achieve some rectallence in so many other areas of my life, it was totally worth it!
Rectallence by bonobogirl1 August 9, 2009
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