rectalectomy

The southern styled removal of a drunkard or loudmouth.

If that loud mouth doesn't shut his pie hole he's going to get a rectalectomy. (Asshole removal)

by Outlaw Redneck September 12, 2016

rectumectomy

rectum removal either by actual surgery or in a comical sense - by removing an "asshole" from a room, group or other situation.

When Kenny kept making off-color comments and acting the part of a complete asshole, Jimmy Ray decided to remove him from the room and performed a rectumectomy for the good of the group.

by jim christ December 31, 2007

rectalectemy

What you get when you take it up the ass, whether male or female.

Dat nigga got a rectalectemy in prison.

Shut yo mouth, bitch, come here and get your rectalectemy.

Yo, be careful, I just gave that scalawag a rectalectemy last week.

by v-mig January 22, 2008

Naso-rectal-ectomy

The removing of one's nose from up another one's ass.

She should go in and have a naso-rectal-ectomy...her nose is way too brown..

by Just Right September 26, 2011