Rebastard 

refers to any offsping or offspring offspring of Sarah Palin; This term was introduced after the Palin children became newsworthy in late 2009 when it was deemed both offensive and redundant to call Palin's bastard children retarded.

Track and Bristol went up a hill. Nine months later their rebastard, Tripp, was born.

Rebastard by pubesforpetrolem August 1, 2011

Readtard

A person who cannot understand anything when reading.

I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.

Readtard by Raymaas15 May 13, 2009

rastard 

a person who's both a rat and a bastard

Jay: Hey who ate my last Eggo?!

Jim: (pointing) That rastard over there.

Rastard: Hey you never said leggo my Eggo...

Jay: Well at least I have a father...

rastard by Rex Kwon Do Dojo November 1, 2008

remasturd 

Of a musical recording; having been through a process of digital remastering, only to produce a result that sounds considerably worse than the original.

A: Hey, have you heard the new remastered version of Money for Nothing?
B: RemasTURD, more like. It's totally lost all the punch of the original!

www DOT youtube DOT com/watch?v=7UjQc0dM4H4&fmt=18

remasturd by atatdotdot September 25, 2014

gebastard 

Used to refer to someone who is a complete bastard and extremely annoying.

The "ge" standing for extreme.

He is such a gebastard.

gebastard by imnotgepitch October 22, 2010

Restarded 

to have to restart a computer or a process because the computer or process is really
stupid.

Internet Explorer 7 sucks, it was behaving strangely so it had had to be restarded.

Restarded by werdology October 14, 2008

Realtard 

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.

The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.

Realtard by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010