gebastard

Used to refer to someone who is a complete bastard and extremely annoying.

The "ge" standing for extreme.

He is such a gebastard.

by imnotgepitch October 22, 2010

gebatard

A person who wastes their life in the persuit of religion. A person who is in church every time the doors are open. A devote of the hippie god gebus.

Man, that dude Willy was cool until he became a gebatard. He used to play drums in a metal band until gebus turned him in to a gebataard.

by Gebus Aktar August 19, 2017

Gastard

A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!

You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!

by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017

Rebastard

refers to any offsping or offspring offspring of Sarah Palin; This term was introduced after the Palin children became newsworthy in late 2009 when it was deemed both offensive and redundant to call Palin's bastard children retarded.

Track and Bristol went up a hill. Nine months later their rebastard, Tripp, was born.

by pubesforpetrolem August 1, 2011

sebastard

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)

dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

Gastard

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

debastardized

having ones birth record made legitimate by marriage.

when my parents finally got married, i was debastardized

by smutacus December 30, 2007