remasturd 

Of a musical recording; having been through a process of digital remastering, only to produce a result that sounds considerably worse than the original.

A: Hey, have you heard the new remastered version of Money for Nothing?
B: RemasTURD, more like. It's totally lost all the punch of the original!

www DOT youtube DOT com/watch?v=7UjQc0dM4H4&fmt=18

remasturd by atatdotdot September 25, 2014

Modern Warfare Remastered 

The reason most people are going to buy Infinite Warfare. Taking the amazing game from 2007 and making it look like it came out this year.

Can't wait to get Modern Warfare remastered! I also get Infinite Warfare for free along with it but I could care less about that game.

Modern Warfare Remastered by Assassin aprentice November 3, 2016

remastered 

A sophisticated way of saying "we just cranked up the volume to death". Ever since the mid-1990s, music industry has been constantly increasing volumes of music to appeal to low-quality device users(eg. iPod) to trick they are listening to the improve version of the recording which, in reality, has been simply brickwalled.

-why does this copy of Nevermind sound so loud???
-cause you bought the remastered copy idiot

remastered by any road November 21, 2016

Remasaurus Rex 

the term used when a person with the name "Remy" is thought of as a dinosaur, usually when the face of the Remy is cut out and pasted on the head of a picture of a dinosaur.

Person 1# Who is this person and why is their picture glued to this picture of a dinosaur?

Person 2# It's Remasaurus Rex!

Remasaurus Rex by awureek July 2, 2009

Rebastard 

refers to any offsping or offspring offspring of Sarah Palin; This term was introduced after the Palin children became newsworthy in late 2009 when it was deemed both offensive and redundant to call Palin's bastard children retarded.

Track and Bristol went up a hill. Nine months later their rebastard, Tripp, was born.

Rebastard by pubesforpetrolem August 1, 2011

starcraft remastered 

A kick ass remaster of the 1998 strategy game. It includes 4K graphics and Ultra HD graphics all for only 14.99.
Also the original starcraft is free but who does not own starcraft original?

I been waiting fucking ages for starcraft remastered.

starcraft remastered by Syanamo July 2, 2017

realturd 

A real estate agent with an overinflated sense of entitlement or importance. Usually a spoiled Baby Boomer with a trust fund who sells real estate out of boredom and the need for social limelight.

Dismayed, the realturd huffed at her client for trying to negotiate a 2% commission and then lambasted her manager for poor leads because two listings weren't enough to support her lifestyle until her next trust fund check arrived.

realturd by quintuenoahs July 7, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010