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A person who cannot understand anything when reading.
I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.
by Raymaas15 May 13, 2009
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I've been jabbed
by Francesco II March 20, 2021
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BANNER:
There's simply no way to shield

against every weaponized agent.

But l can make

super-immune systems...

by strengthening

the human cellular response.

Banner, l know where you're going.

But manipulating the immune system

is dangerous and stupid.

The President's science advisors

made it absolutely clear.

No human subjects.

EDlTH:
David, l have wonderful news.

l'm gonna have a baby.

Edith groaning

Edith yelling

Dramatic instrumental music

Tense instrumental music

Baby crying

Soothing female vocals

Baby babbling

BANNER:
What's it gonna be? Look at that.

Want the dinosaur? Come on,

let's have a little fight. Come on.

You don't scare me.

Bruce growling
"You are a readtardddddddddd"
by cumpant May 22, 2020
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