by Raymaas15 May 14, 2009
Example 1:
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?
Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?
Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?
by SEMFP June 14, 2013
When you've studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental retardation.
by Benjamin Peter April 12, 2008
BANNER:
There's simply no way to shield
against every weaponized agent.
But l can make
super-immune systems...
by strengthening
the human cellular response.
Banner, l know where you're going.
But manipulating the immune system
is dangerous and stupid.
The President's science advisors
made it absolutely clear.
No human subjects.
EDlTH:
David, l have wonderful news.
l'm gonna have a baby.
Edith groaning
Edith yelling
Dramatic instrumental music
Tense instrumental music
Baby crying
Soothing female vocals
Baby babbling
BANNER:
What's it gonna be? Look at that.
Want the dinosaur? Come on,
let's have a little fight. Come on.
You don't scare me.
Bruce growling
There's simply no way to shield
against every weaponized agent.
But l can make
super-immune systems...
by strengthening
the human cellular response.
Banner, l know where you're going.
But manipulating the immune system
is dangerous and stupid.
The President's science advisors
made it absolutely clear.
No human subjects.
EDlTH:
David, l have wonderful news.
l'm gonna have a baby.
Edith groaning
Edith yelling
Dramatic instrumental music
Tense instrumental music
Baby crying
Soothing female vocals
Baby babbling
BANNER:
What's it gonna be? Look at that.
Want the dinosaur? Come on,
let's have a little fight. Come on.
You don't scare me.
Bruce growling
"You are a readtardddddddddd"
by cumpant May 22, 2020
"A person who literally can't read anything due to having extremely low level of reading comprehension, motivation and attention span coupled with the ability to be an asshole. When presented with a long paragraph of text readtards just assume it's a wall of text and criticize the person who wrote the paragraph with insults in relation to the length of the paragraph. When encountering a paragraph like what described above in a debate, readtards just ignore it entirely or missing the point of the entire paragraph meaning that arguing with a readtard is always redundant. Readtards are not to be mistaken for people who simply ask for a tldr"
"Do you expect people to actually read that? Too long, didn't read."
"Do you expect people to actually read that? Too long, didn't read."
by Angel Error February 24, 2022