Realn’t

First said by alex_velhinho on Twitter after replying to a thatboyjozu tweet about kissing feet
It’s used when somebody says something that’s not relatable or untrue

Jozu: As a man, why are you not kissing feet

Velhinho: Realn’t

Realn’t by tittyslayer November 18, 2022

real t time

Stands for real talk time. A quick session with a person or persons in which you tell secrets.

Hey, that was good real t time over skype last night.

real t time by asldhkjfb a,nmsd October 8, 2013

Real Trap Sh*t 

A phrase that came about in 2012 when Trap (music genre) started incorporating it into hit trap songs. Real Trap Sh*t is used by people who are very familiar with the genre and have learned to distinguish between real trap and mainstream commercial beats.

ex. 1
Girl: Oh my god you should listen to this Little Wayne instrumental!
Boy: John Doe: Sorry I only listen to real trap sh*t.

ex. 2
Girl: Baby, are we going to the concert?
Boy: Is Flosstradamus headlining?

Girl: Babe, it's a church concert.
Boy: #nope #realtrapsh*t #only #plurnt

Real Trap Sh*t by Non_Serviam November 24, 2013

josh isn't real 

Clique meme and reference to the famous forest fic for twenty one pilots which you should read.

I told you tyler, josh isn't real.

josh isn't real by simune August 16, 2017

Birds Aren’t Real 

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.

Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!

Birds Aren’t Real by BAR Activist October 6, 2020

Jews don't real 

The hottest of takes, common on the left and the right, positing that Jews do not exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.

Jews don't real. PROVE ME WRONG

Jews don't real by Queen Buttrix March 27, 2021

Life isn't real 

A phrase you say when you and your friend are doing something at the same time, saying something at the same time, or did something the same as a coincidence

Taiden: "I went to the mall today and got a red t-shirt."

Rosie: "Really? I did too. Life isn't real!

Life isn't real by rosie loves cali April 23, 2020