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Razorfart 

A fart that exits the body painfully, such that the farter would rather hold it in than expel it.
Due to last night's vigorous session of cowboy buttsex, I have a wicked case of razorfarts.
Razorfart by Bogrimm October 11, 2017

Baby raptor carrier 

Any front facing baby carrier when used with a child approaching or past his first birthday.
Carlos brought his kid into the office again. He's carrying him around in his baby raptor carrier. I got too close and almost lost an eye to one of the swinging talons. Shouldn't that kid be in kindergarten by now?

Hank's razor 

If you have a sociological phenomenon with a seemingly unrelated correlation being theorized, it can be better explained by socioeconomic status.
Hank's Razor states that people who play racket sports liver longer, because they're rich and can afford healthcare, not because they play racket sports.
Hank's razor by SinginWes July 10, 2023

raptor jesus 

Nowere in the bible does it say that jesus isnt a raptor.
Lawl im in your base killing all your mans. -raptor jesus
raptor jesus by f1r3wAll September 7, 2006

steppin' razor 

A Steppin' Razor is a dangerous person that is not to be messed with, referring to the fact that they are quick to fight. Its origins are unknown, but the term was popularized by the song Steppin' Razor, written by Joe Higgs and recorded by the popular Jamaican Reggae band The Wailers. A number of covers of the song and references to the term have appeared since.
don't mess with that dude he is a steppin' razor.
steppin' razor by Louisfromseattle November 18, 2007

raptor strategy

A phrase that describes a specific team tactic, originally used in Call of Duty 2. One team member attracts the attention of the opposing side while another team member engages in a flanking maneuver. The term references the attacking scheme used by velociraptors in the movie Jurassic Park.
Brad - "We need to raptor strategy them, so divert their attention while I sneak around and wtfpwn them."

Stephen - "Clever girl..."
raptor strategy by es taco April 24, 2010