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A fart that exits the body painfully, such that the farter would rather hold it in than expel it.
Due to last night's vigorous session of cowboy buttsex, I have a wicked case of razorfarts.
by Bogrimm October 11, 2017
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1. A fart in which razor blades fly out of the anus and sever any surrounding innocent bystanders fingers and or toes.

2. A fart in which the sound of a razor blade cutting a coconut is released.

1. The man "razor-fart"ed in public, leaving many pedestrians with severed arms, fingers, and toes.

2. Innocent Onlooker #1: "Holy! Was that someone cutting a coconut with a razor blade!?"
Innocent Onlooker #2: "Nah, it was just that man slicing a "razor-fart."
by Cranz0r April 16, 2009
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