Ranion

A guy you want to avoid at all costs.
The type of guy who talks over you every chance he gets, lies about pointless things, extremely greasy and gets zero play.

“Yo bro Ranion’s over there”
“Ah shit man let’s bounce”

Or

“Dude you’re acting like a total Ranion”

Ranion by Matt50baller March 18, 2026

rancion 

a word used in every world language to describe anything...everything.

Josh, you're teeth are so rancion!!

rancion by Jenkins McAnderson III January 23, 2009

female rationalization hamster

Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.

Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.

Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?

Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.

Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

female rationalization hamster by DDwd5 February 23, 2014

Butt Rations 

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.

"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."

Butt Rations by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020

randonauting 

Is going to a random location and exploring it and making it an adventure for you and friends.

Hey bitch! There’s this cool forest behind my house Do you want to go randonauting after school?

randonauting by Bug1477 May 22, 2020

Ranin 

God of all that is beautiful and wonderful in the world. Immune to the hatred of the world.

Ranin is the beams of sunlight that pierces the dark clouds of life.

Ranin by Jet Set518 August 11, 2010

Rational Funk 

The name of a fresh northeastern ska/funk band whose name originated in a math class after "rational fuctions" was abbreviated to "rational func", and eventually to "Rational Funk". After years spent in music class and a day of learning about "rational fuctions", the northeastern ska band Rational Funk was born. Known for their funky cover of "American the Beautiful", renamed "American the Beauti-funk", and also their other patriotic funk-covers.

Dude, have you listened to Rational Funk play in the band room? They're so funkin' awesome!

Rational Funk by dspike50 January 4, 2010