by dgjkhfkg May 13, 2009
Biggest jerk face, asshole you ever did meet. He enjoys putting girls to make himself feel better about himself. He is not the best basketball player, and he thinks he's very high and mighty because he made Varsity soccer his freshman year. A Randon has no clue how much he hurts people because he has a mental issue.
by soccer7289apm November 29, 2014
A fat ginger that sits home all day and plays video games while eating gummy bears with his dog charlie and loves dinosaurs
by MR.DONG November 15, 2015
Most bitchass queer ginger ever. He is so fucking trash at the damn trumpet he messes up his fucking high note during a performance. He can’t get a girl to save his fucking life. His hair is like looking into the damn sun.
by GodAndJesusCombined October 25, 2018
The case of being where a male preferably of choice achieves a boner during non secual activites.
zacharhia- Dude guess what happend yesterday
Max- What?
Zacharhia- I was in the middle of swiiming lessons and i got a randoner!
Max- wouldnt really matter cuz you have the biggest chode ever
zacharhia- Dude guess what happend yesterday
Max- What?
Zacharhia- I was in the middle of swiiming lessons and i got a randoner!
Max- wouldnt really matter cuz you have the biggest chode ever
zacharhia- Dude guess what happend yesterday
Max- What?
Zacharhia- I was in the middle of swiiming lessons and i got a randoner!
Max- wouldnt really matter cuz you have the biggest chode ever
Max- What?
Zacharhia- I was in the middle of swiiming lessons and i got a randoner!
Max- wouldnt really matter cuz you have the biggest chode ever
by THE CHODEMASTER FLEXxx August 15, 2008
That B-Randon was all up on those bitches.
by teben January 29, 2006