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Biggest jerk face, asshole you ever did meet. He enjoys putting girls to make himself feel better about himself. He is not the best basketball player, and he thinks he's very high and mighty because he made Varsity soccer his freshman year. A Randon has no clue how much he hurts people because he has a mental issue.
That Randon has no clue what he's missing
Randon by soccer7289apm November 29, 2014
A fat ginger that sits home all day and plays video games while eating gummy bears with his dog charlie and loves dinosaurs
Dude did you see that little Faggot he is such a Randon
Randon by MR.DONG January 20, 2016
Most bitchass queer ginger ever. He is so fucking trash at the damn trumpet he messes up his fucking high note during a performance. He can’t get a girl to save his fucking life. His hair is like looking into the damn sun.
Hey I saw a walking a fire. No it’s just Randons hair.
Randon by GodAndJesusCombined October 25, 2018
I saw a randon on the streets
Randon by Randle Krause July 1, 2020
Randon; the term used to define a group of racist old men. Also a term used to describe a man who is only half in the closet.
Blain is a total randon, he should just come all the way out.
Randon by Smalltownjay September 15, 2022

Randon Insanity

A place where humans, and cats go to release their stuff.
I went to Randon Insanity , and da kittehs said hey baba.
Randon Insanity by Tom_Will_Cruise December 13, 2007
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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