Rakion 

An online game created by softnyx, who also created Gunbound. It is a fairly good game, but it has major lag and you can't get into certain rooms if your connection speed is different than someone in the room.

The beta version is only out right now, and you can choose up to 4 types of characters. You gain experience and level up, too.

<Guy 1> OMFG! Rakion lagz like crazy!
<Guy 2> I know, it's gay!

Rakion by Chris337 December 2, 2005

rakion 

Rakion is a Online game. Great game played by people who have a few minutes to spare or even a few hours. Has a good veriety of Charecters, Mage,Warrior,Ninja,Blacksmith,Archer.
Of course some take some advanced skills in the game to use. Its player friendly for anyone 12 or over. Use to have some lagg issues but with the frequent updates it keeps hackers and lag out. If u still lag its not the game. Get better internet.

Rakion Is the game of Champions

rakion by NathanExpl0sion February 24, 2008

Rakion 

An entertainment game created by Softnyx. They also made Gunbound and Wolfteam. It's an exciting fighting game with 5 jobs to choose from : Blacksmith, Archer, Swordsman, Mage, Ninja. You also get to choose how good your character is by : buying rakion items/adding correct stats/mastering fighting ANY way you like. It has ALMOST the same controls as the famous game, counterstrike :source. It's ALMOST as exciting too. It's hard for people to hack it because hacks are automatically detected, even if a hack went undetected, they would be banned in a couple of hours. It's simple and easy to make friends, as long as you don't : Complain/hate. You can play five different games. Golem (fight others or golems), Boss war ( fight others, most likely the opponents boss), Solo death ( fight others), Team Death ( fight others with the support of others), Stage ( fight monsters with the support of others). Occasionally the chatroom ( outside of any games) has interesting chats.

<Man A>Rakion's gay, they have all the Pu's
<Man B>Well, ur poor
<Man A>LOL, like i'd waste my money on this, it's not like i need rakion more than i need food, u no life
<Man B> Well that's ur fault

Rakion by Tobi-senpai-owned-you August 6, 2008

female rationalization hamster

Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.

Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.

Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?

Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.

Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

female rationalization hamster by DDwd5 February 23, 2014

Butt Rations 

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.

"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."

Butt Rations by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020

Rational Funk 

The name of a fresh northeastern ska/funk band whose name originated in a math class after "rational fuctions" was abbreviated to "rational func", and eventually to "Rational Funk". After years spent in music class and a day of learning about "rational fuctions", the northeastern ska band Rational Funk was born. Known for their funky cover of "American the Beautiful", renamed "American the Beauti-funk", and also their other patriotic funk-covers.

Dude, have you listened to Rational Funk play in the band room? They're so funkin' awesome!

Rational Funk by dspike50 January 4, 2010

rationalization hamster 

The rationalization hamster is a legendary creature dwelling deep in the minds of the self-delusional, and is particularly common among young liberal women. From birth, the rationalization hamster enters a symbiotic relation with its host, whereby whenever the host feels a craving to do something completely insane and malicious that will have horrible consequences for everyone in the long run, the rationalization hamster will jump on its wheel and run really, really fast, getting the magical hamster wheel to spin out a long sheet of paper full of neat rationalizations for the ultimately devastating action.

Rationalization hamsters are thought to be a key component in producing liberal scholarly works, particularly those of feminism. Young, liberated women often rely on it to explain their attraction to the asshole who is going to pump and dump them, as well as their contempt for the nice guy who, unaware of the hamster within, strives fruitlessly to gain their true love. Older, liberated women also rely on it for dumping their husbands and using the resulting child support money on jewellery, cars and/or crack.

The adulterer: Well, it's okay to lie about cheating on him and say it's his baby, as long as his feelings aren't hurt!

Some dude: Whoa, you think it's okay to lie, cheat and commit paternity fraud on your man? Your rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

The adulterer: But it's not my fault I slept around, it kinda just happened! And those guys probably raped me because I don't really like them right now anymore...

Some dude: Hot dang, that's one tough hamster!

rationalization hamster by rampaging teddybear of wub December 14, 2012