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Butt Rations 

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.
"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."
Butt Rations by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020

jack rations 

Jack rations are rations other than army issue, for example you bring some of your favourite tinned soup of lollies out bush that aren't issued in ration packs.

these goodies are called jack rations in the australian army.
Johnny bought a weeks worth of jack rations with him to the excersize.
jack rations by Sturms June 2, 2007

Ass Rations 

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Ass Rations.
Ass Rations by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014

Smuggle Rasins

To have protruding nipples out of ones shirt
Man that girl is smuggling rasins even though she is in a sweater!
Smuggle Rasins by Brendonn May 1, 2005

serving raisons

The wonderful act of cold taking its toll and erecting the female nipple to the extent in which it is fully visible through the shirt.

A females cold nipples.

A very hard set up nipples.
"Yo did you see that chick? Yea she was serving raisons!"

cubicle rations 

Any type of snack food brought from home and eaten between meals while working in a cubicle in an office environment.
cheez-its, wheat thins, protein bars, atkins shakes, fig newtons, goldfish crackers, oreos, apples, cheetos.
cubicle rations by Devin April 19, 2004