Racoonity

potential of a person to do immoral things like cheating, defrauding

a husband who cheats on his wife has a high racoonity

by Framptolicious April 19, 2010

racooning

(n) the act of exploring a neighboorhood with the express purpose of rummaging through people's trash or stuff set at the curb (usually in a vehicle for covering more ground, ease of removal) in order to find possibly valuable items; popular on weekends, nights before trash pickup

remember that lamp i found when we were out racooning last week? i found another one just like it at the thrift store yesterday!

by sdm125 September 26, 2010

Racooning

The act foraging for food late at night in your own kitchen while under the influence of marijuana. One must sneak about their kitchen searching for munchies while trying not to wake up others who are sleeping, such as parents, spouses or any other person that would not appreciate you waking them up as you search for food. One must look for food as quietly as possible by the light of an open refrigerator.

I woke my wife up last night when I was racooning. I accidentally slammed the microwave door after pulling out a really hot mini pizza.

by McKrautSki March 2, 2008

Racoonicorn

This mythical creature was originally a half breed of a unicorn and a racoon and bread for its mystical powers and fantastic climbing ablilities.Originally found in a land called Qualicum beach by a young geographer named Patrick Hooney,this creature has a horn that sticks from the middle of its head and a white tuft of hair in the middle of its chest.

"Was that a friggin racoonicorn that just booked it by?"

by JounA December 25, 2004

Racooning

A sexual act where a male visits a female's home, receives oral sex, and after climaxing, strikes her twice, once in each eye. He then immediately runs out of her house by way of the kitchen, where he knocks over her garbage can.

"I totally racooned Carla yesterday! I bet that black-eyed bitch had to spend an hour cleaning the kitchen after I left."

by phucvtec January 10, 2005

Racoonicorn

Describing a girl that has wild short hair and is a really unique individual.

That girl is a total racoonicorn, damn she is hot!

by toshiru January 31, 2018

racoontang

Similar to Poontang except unlike poontang which is often largely planned and exagerrated, racoontang comes out of nowhere (like a racoon). Usually an extremley drunken woman and an exboyfriend who doesnt care.

Oh my God, did you see those two? Total Racoontang!

by samgoode April 27, 2009