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rotfpmlmfaool

1. An acronym (or acrobat?) denoting: Rolling on the floor, pissing myself, laughing my fucking ass off, out loud.

2. Also, when read phonetically, it means: of, or pertaining to sequential consonants.
EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: Did you know that the "t" in "the" is not silent?

Person 2: Go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Or that "myself" is actually one word?

Person 2: Stop using air-quotes, you tool.

Person 1: I believe that sentence needed "air-quotes around "air-quotes."

*Person 2 kills Person 1*

Person 3: Rotfpmlmfaool. He Dead.

EXAMPLE 2:

The first set of rotfpmlmfaool in the word "object," spells something at which your mother is adept.
rotfpmlmfaool by Brecord December 1, 2011

rotfflmfaoofl 

epic and totally useless acronym for "rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking ass off out fucking loud"
combination of rofl, lmao, lol and fucking
dude1: you are gay for using "rotfflmfaoofl"
dude2: ROTFFLMFAOOFL!! that's so true!
rotfflmfaoofl by J-Lima December 31, 2008

ROTFLMAOOL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud. Simple really.
"It was so funny, i was ROTFLMAOOL!"
ROTFLMAOOL by Laura McCue January 14, 2008

rofflmfaoolttfm 

Basically a combination of a lot of acronyms. It stands for: Roll On the Fucking Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud To The Fucking Max.

It's usually used when something is outrageously hilarious. It's meaning is even mroe evident and bold when it's in CAPS.
<Scene from Family Guy>
Stewie: For every sprinkle I find on my cake...I'm going to kill you.
Me: ROFFLMFAOOLTTFM!!!
rofflmfaoolttfm by nEVERsAYdIE February 23, 2005

ROTFLMAOOL

the acyronym for "Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, out loud.
oh man, Dark*chef got blown up on Socom II, and I was ROTFLMAOOL. he got pwn3d :P
ROTFLMAOOL by Dark Valentine March 26, 2005

ROTFLMFAOOL

An acronym, standing for: Rolling on the Floor Laughing my Fucking Ass Off out Loud. Usually used when something is the highest level of funny.(Usually used in Texting and/or IM'ing.
(IM)
UrbanDictionary321: My ROFL COPTER goes SOI SOI SOI.

NaziLeprechaun666: ROTFLMFAOOL!!!!!!!
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