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rotfpmlmfaool

1. An acronym (or acrobat?) denoting: Rolling on the floor, pissing myself, laughing my fucking ass off, out loud.

2. Also, when read phonetically, it means: of, or pertaining to sequential consonants.
EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: Did you know that the "t" in "the" is not silent?

Person 2: Go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Or that "myself" is actually one word?

Person 2: Stop using air-quotes, you tool.

Person 1: I believe that sentence needed "air-quotes around "air-quotes."

*Person 2 kills Person 1*

Person 3: Rotfpmlmfaool. He Dead.

EXAMPLE 2:

The first set of rotfpmlmfaool in the word "object," spells something at which your mother is adept.
rotfpmlmfaool by Brecord December 1, 2011
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ROTFLMFAOOL

An acronym, standing for: Rolling on the Floor Laughing my Fucking Ass Off out Loud. Usually used when something is the highest level of funny.(Usually used in Texting and/or IM'ing.
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UrbanDictionary321: My ROFL COPTER goes SOI SOI SOI.

NaziLeprechaun666: ROTFLMFAOOL!!!!!!!

ROTFLMFAOOL

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off out loud
JOHNNY: Hey Mike, remember when we saw Dumb and Dumber for the 1st time when it was in theaters in 1994?
MIKE: Yeah! When it came to the part when Harry was shitting on the toilet, I was ROTFLMFAOOL!!!
ROTFLMFAOOL by CoolDude500 April 23, 2020

ROTFLMFAOOLPIMP 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Out Loud Pissing In My Pants
HAHA seeing the fat kid fall off the roof made me ROTFLMFAOOLPIMP
ROTFLMFAOOLPIMP by Obeasty96 August 3, 2009

ROTFFLMFAOOL 

Rolling On the Fucking Floor Laughing My Fuckin Ass Off Out Loud

A new and improved thing to say when you laugh on aim.
*says a dane cook joke*
ROTFFLMFAOOL

ROTFFLMFAOOL by Trevor D September 28, 2006

rotflmfaool

rollin on the floor laughing my fuckin ass off out loud
That kid just major fail on that treadmill ROTFLMFAOOL (TxTn this tho)
rotflmfaool by the.shiznit October 25, 2009

Rotflmfaool

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Out Loud
(the new "lol")

Combining; Rofl, Lol, Lmao or Lmfao, to make one giant acronym of awesomeness.
Person A:She went around giving random guys she doesn't even know her number last night.

Person B:Wow what a slutty whore!

Person A:I know! She does it all the time! Its so pathetic.

Person B:Very pathetic, and desperate too...

Person A: But I guess in order to be a slut or a whore, you actually need to be able to get guys...

Person B:...rotflmfaool!!!
Rotflmfaool by Outlaw52493 August 25, 2010
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