ROFLMAOGCB

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Taken from the great slang booty
But added some few words:
Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Getting Carpet Burns.
This means that something is really... but REALLY funny.

ROFLMAO look at dat n00b geting hiz ass pwn3d!

ROFLMAOGCB by c0nSi January 27, 2004

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ROFLMAOKCAB

Rolling,On,Floor,Laughing,My,Ass,Off,Kicking,Cats,And,Babies, a term coined online for laughing at a joke made by a close friend that will one day result in an amazing nickname, inside joke, or story.

Joe: What if I started calling you (hooliganvonhooliganberg), and then i told your work that was your new name, they would be like HOOLIGANVONHOOLIGANBERG, WTF, WE USED THREE NAME TAGS TO DO THIS NAME, GET OUT OF OUR STORE NOW!!

Steve:ROFLMAOKCAB

Jack: BILL LOOKS AT GAY (pr0nz)

Joey: Dude, ROFLMAOKCAB

ROFLMAOKCAB by sprinkles7897 December 6, 2009

roflmaobbq

Acronym for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Barbecue". Almost exclusively used to poke fun at overuse of stereotypical internet acronyms such as lol, rofl, wtf, omg, etc. If spoken, it is pronounced Roffle Mayo Barbecue. Use of this acronym may indicate its user is sick of having to endure all the newbs using the above acronyms, or could be meant in a more lighthearted way.

Newb: "Omg lolz! i pwned that ganker with a headshot!"
Newb-hater: "Roflmaobbq....."

roflmaobbq by Cyphern September 24, 2005

Roflmaowbbq

Is the short version of: " Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while barbecuing"

Hans: "You are ugly!"
Anton: "Roflmaowbbq, yes!"

Roflmaowbbq by CaXes May 30, 2010

roflmaotib

The 'tib' is 'til it burns'. So, the phrase is rolling on the floor laughing my ass 'til it burns.

I saw this guy the other carry boxes to his car & all of the sudden, he trips over the sidewalk. I was roflmaotib.

roflmaotib by The Zeusian December 6, 2009

Roflmaocopterz0rsbubblegumpl0xrsomgbbqlolfartwtfpietacoawesomesauce

the ultimate lol

Dude: Hahaha! I own you in CounterStrike!

Me: No you don't. Roflmaocopterz0rsbubblegumpl0xrsomgbbqlolfartwtfpietacoawesomesauce.

Dude: ....Shit

Roflmaocopterz0rsbubblegumpl0xrsomgbbqlolfartwtfpietacoawesomesauce by Teh Suli October 15, 2009

roflmaoihbltdgtmittsibosnioetihas

roll on floor laughing my ass off it hurt but luckily the doctors got to me in time to sew it back on so now im okay even though i have a scar

i was roflmaoihbltdgtmittsibosnioetihas when i saw your mom

roflmaoihbltdgtmittsibosnioetihas by njkyhyghytu April 12, 2011

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026