repair

to get your flatbend sorted. (search flatbed)

chris "andrew you better get a repair"
andrew copp "i like my flatbed"
chris "hows that working for you?"
andrew copp "i think well"

by chineese man February 10, 2008

closed for repairs

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

by ltlredvxn June 01, 2005

Repair Job

A hand job for computers

my computer broke last week so i gave it a repair job.

by Jonny555 December 25, 2008

credit repair

the inverse of "jungle fever"; when a black person is attracted to a white person, either for sexual, romantic or financial interests.

hey, you know jaquaivius is dating suzie, right? he's got that credit repair going on.

by methodist therapist February 04, 2011

ghetto repair

A ghetto repair is sometihng repaired using simple tools and or stuff just laying around, its a quick easy fix that doesnt last long and sure isnt pretty.

"hey did you see what matt did to his car?"

"ghetto repair man"

by Sneakeh August 01, 2005

Bush Repair

Designer Vagina, Vaginoplasty, Labia Trim.

I hear Julie’s gone in for some emergency Bush Repair, apparently her Labia was hanging on her knees. The surgeon said it was a big job.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

ghetto repair

A cheap and easy way to repair something usually by using household items.

A ghetto repair can be described as using duct-tape for almost everything, garbage sacks as car windows, or bungie cords to keep your bumper attached to your car.

by Kevin Deck June 04, 2006