RAPTITUDE

When your seemingly straight-laced friend suddenly busts out a surprisingly precise rendition of an obscure rap song, replete with accurate lyrics and gesticulation performed in a manner that might indicate a level of previously unforeseen cross-culture credibility.

Dude busted out a mean "Straight Outta Compton", boys got some raptitude .

by Ghost-Sway June 25, 2019

craptitude

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.

Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".

by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

rabbitude

A perspective involving the decision to withdraw from the human condition and become totally immersed in concerns only rabbits tend to have.

I have sought refuge in full-blown rabbitude and let me tell you, it’s paradise!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2021

craptitude

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.

He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.

by twinkle21 May 4, 2007

rectitude

That serious, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

The proctologist pulled on the latex glove and approached his patient with rectitude.

by Socrates52 October 18, 2013

zaptitude

Noun - skill; knack; ability or acquired capacity to sort out one’s money stuff.

Verb - to enthusiastically equip or supply with the ability to sort out one’s money stuff.

She has worked hard to get the zaptitude to buy a house.

Rather than continue to let my credit cards own my future I decided to get some zaptitude and am now credit card free and planning my first overseas trip!

by Peita D June 12, 2014