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Naptitude 

The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).
Dylan: What's the naptitude of her hair?
Kevin: I'd say a couple kiloniggawatts.

Nadittude 

Having a hamster-like, pseudoarrogant and highly cute attitude.
Nadia: Are you Joking??!?

SuperSam: Don't you give me that Nadittude!

Nadia: (twitches hamster nose) OH Ma GOD, I waited an HOUR for a bus last week...
Nadittude by SuperSam8989 April 4, 2009
Noun - skill; knack; ability or acquired capacity to sort out one’s money stuff.

Verb - to enthusiastically equip or supply with the ability to sort out one’s money stuff.
She has worked hard to get the zaptitude to buy a house.

Rather than continue to let my credit cards own my future I decided to get some zaptitude and am now credit card free and planning my first overseas trip!
zaptitude by Peita D June 12, 2014

faptitude 

1. Potential to become a pretentious wanker/snob.
2. Potential wanking (fapping) ability.
"He thinks he knows EVERYTHING about music! I knew that kid had major faptitude from the start."
faptitude by GinaMina November 13, 2007

snaptitude

this word is used to describe the quality of being snapped at a very high capacity
The snaptitude of Dolly Parton's music video I'm Gone is astronomical!
snaptitude by someoneyeehaw May 15, 2020

social aptitude 

Having social aptitude is being able to socialize easily.
He had good social aptitude which led to a more successful political career.
social aptitude by NataWolf November 19, 2015