Naptitude
Naptitude by teroblacknight May 6, 2009
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Naptitude
The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).
Naptitude by Dancing Band Everyone. January 12, 2009
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Naptitude • nastitude • aptitude • captitude • faptitude • Faptitude Test • japtitude • Nadittude • Nagnitude • nastittude
Nadittude
Nadia: Are you Joking??!?
SuperSam: Don't you give me that Nadittude!
Nadia: (twitches hamster nose) OH Ma GOD, I waited an HOUR for a bus last week...
SuperSam: Don't you give me that Nadittude!
Nadia: (twitches hamster nose) OH Ma GOD, I waited an HOUR for a bus last week...
Nadittude by SuperSam8989 April 4, 2009
zaptitude
Noun - skill; knack; ability or acquired capacity to sort out one’s money stuff.
Verb - to enthusiastically equip or supply with the ability to sort out one’s money stuff.
Verb - to enthusiastically equip or supply with the ability to sort out one’s money stuff.
faptitude
snaptitude
snaptitude by someoneyeehaw May 15, 2020
social aptitude
social aptitude by NataWolf November 19, 2015
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