"Rub & Tug" - "R&T": a term used by asian/russian massage parlor customers to describe a full body massage followed by a hand release
"In Chinatown, I went to this independent provider who gave me an 'R&T' for an extra $20 da la!!!"
by Jay Lintz October 19, 2005
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"real time" -- meaning that you want to meet a person in real life (and have sex with them) instead of chatting on the computer and having cybersex
I'm looking for r/t now.
by timmmmmmmmmmm October 5, 2007
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Dodge's performance versions of cars back in the muscle era. (aka Dodge Charger R/T or Coronet R/T)

R/T stands for Road and Track
1969 Dodge Charger...(drools all over keyboard)
by James Lowe October 12, 2004
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A quick, great handling, piece of crap built by Chrysler/Dodge. Would be a great compact car if things would quit breaking and falling off. Great if you wanna show a Honda Civic how shitty it really is. A good buy if you want something cheap that doesnt have to have lots of money put into it for good performance. Good engine, transmission, and suspension but everything else likes to break.
Look at that Neon R/T break that Civic's balls.
Haha, that Neon R/T killed that Saturn but lost a, wait, what is that, well something fell off in the process.
by dhsneon November 3, 2007
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TERM USED BY MIDWEST SUBURB KIDS TO DEFINE
DRIVING AROUND ON BACKROADS POINTLESSLY FOR HOURS
IF FOR NOTHING ELSE TO SMOKE BLUNTS OF CHRONIC ASS WEED
hey mitch i gots a fat sachel of that green shit

mitch: yeah dude i feel ya hows a bout a B R T
by zobenard July 18, 2008
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In "Homer Goes to College," Homer gleefully sets his high school diploma aflame, while singing, "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!" Behind him his living room is going up in flames.

The now legendary "S-M-R-T" line was actually not in the script and was a genuine error by voice actor Dan Castellaneta. However, the error was so much in Homer's character that they chose to include it in the finished product.
People now chant either "S-M-R-T" or "I am so smart, S-M-R-T", particularly when they're feeling stupid, celebratory, or both.
by Kaleah November 3, 2005
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