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The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!
They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!
by James Lowe May 07, 2004

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Q: A mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?

A: the cops
Funny shit, huh? I like that one
by James Lowe February 05, 2005

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Beavis's alter-ego..The master of all that is toilet paper..do you have TP for his bunghole?
by James Lowe June 04, 2004

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Better than perfect, what people will say if they read a book or eat something that is better than perfect.
to er is human, to forgive is divine
by James Lowe September 13, 2004

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Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best.
(commercial) Xbox Live: Its good to play together
by James Lowe February 02, 2005

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Rob Zombie's car and a kick ass tune
dig through the ditches and burn with the witches I slam in the back of DRAGULAAA!!!
by James Lowe July 11, 2004

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The muscle car to own all muscle cars.

Engine: 426 Hemi
HP: 425
C.R.: 10.25:1
0-60: 4.8 sec
REVV REVV ZOOM ZOOM it goes bye bye before you can say Dodge
by James Lowe October 16, 2004

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