Qwauff 

A “Qwauff” is air leaving the anus after two men have had anal sex or after a man has been pegged.

A qwauff can and is often times mistaken for a fart. Anyone who may hear a person qwauffing, may believe they are simply farting as they sound exactly the same.

A Qwauff is the equivalent of the female form “Queef” (air being expelled from the vagina, usually after sex).

Person 1: “WAKE UP AND TELL ME WHO YOU’VE BEEN HAVING ANAL SEX WITH!”

Person 2: “Why are you accusing me of having anal sex??”

Person 1: “I’M NOT AN IDIOT, I’ve been hearing you Qwauff all night!”

Qwauff by TheOGsara June 20, 2022

Qwuffle 

It is the queef bubble that many-a-girlfriends will have come to know by now. The queef bubble is the little ball of air that sits somewhere between a woman's friendly female petals; it sits there like the little pocket of air inside a snow globe. It does no harm and yet how aware of it we are.

"Why are you shifting in your seat like that, First Lady Obama?"
"I've got a qwuffle."

Qwuffle by KowzaMatsawza July 22, 2014

qauff

When its a really hot day and ur balls stick to your leg, causing a little air bubble to get trapped in between the lag and the ballsack, causing a farting sound

Dude, I heard my friend qauff so loud last night, it was disgusting

qauff by Figger_Naggot May 30, 2017

Qwaffle 

The brightness of your socks. The brighter your socks are the more qwaffle you are. If the your socks are fuzzy, this adds to your qwaffleness.

WOW, you are quite qwaffleious today!

Qwaffle by i<3glee March 14, 2011

QWAUFLE 

WHEN A FAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS ABOUT TO QWEEF BUT SHARTS INSTEAD.

DIANNE:I HAVE TO QWEEF SO BAD

NICKY: DONT PUSH TOO HARD YOU MIGHT QWAUFLE YOURSELF

JASPER: IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE

RYAN: DIANNE WHATS THAT STAIN ON YOUR SHORTS JESSICA: DIANNE I THINK YOU QWAUFLED YOURSELF

QWAUFLE by NICKY November 13, 2012

qwauf'n poof 

an absolutly rediculous amount of hair that is huge and bushed.

"I woke up in the morning and J. Round nuzzer told me i had a nice qwuaf'n poof."

qwauf'n poof by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004

Qwaffle 

A waffle made of cake batter in a belgian waffle iron.

The qwaffle can be made of any flavor cake batter (i.e. devil's food, white, funfetti, etc.) and covered with frosting.

Qwaffle by Northern Michigan Univ Student June 16, 2011